Tis the season, the only season that matters, the season that Halloween candy finally starts appearing on the shelves.…

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A few weeks ago my Uncle Dennis, on vacation in Hawaii, posted a photo on Facebook of a novelty snack he found at a…

Back in June I covered an exciting new product hitting the novelty lollipop market: the Texas-based Lollyphile Breast…

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I don't really like alcohol that much. I mean, I definitely drink it—I like a wine or a cocktail (and a cocktail and a…

Maybe you've heard dark whispers of the Candy Corn Oreo. It's a "limited edition" seasonal Oreo only available at…