Are Swimsuits Getting Worse? (Yes They Are)
What the hell is going on with swimsuits these days? I know the world as a whole is spiraling into a pit of nothingless…
Anne Cole, Inventor of the Tankini, a Godsend For So Many Teenage Girls and Women, Dies at 90
Anne Cole, a mainstay in the swimwear business, died on Tuesday in Beverly Hills at the age of 90. She had reportedly…
This One-Piece Is Bad
Summer is over. The bony, trembling fingers of Fall beckon us into the darkness. But People is trying to tell me that…
Let's Get Some Retro Beach Style Inspiration for Hot Summer Looks!Â
Retro swim fashions are all the rage these days, a trend that’s likely to continue this summer. With temps soaring and…
And Now, Some Aspirational Swim CapsÂ
As we head into the first true summer weekend, please take a moment to decide whether one of these ladies might inspire…
Victoria's Secret to Stop Selling Swimwear, Cease Printing Their Famous Catalogs
As beach season approaches, Victoria’s Secret is planning to shutter its swimsuit division. 2016 is the last year…
The Most Scandalous Swimsuits of 1898
Have mercy, the fashions today! Another gem from British Pathé, this one featuring bathing beauties frolicking in…
All the Places the New Victoria's Secret Swimwear Will Chafe You
Victoria's Secret, a company that produces clothing for women, has released a video ad trailer thingmabob that the men…
The Facekini Is the Must-Have Swimwear Item of the Season
If you were on the internet 9 years ago, you may have heard about the Facekini, a revolutionary product that protected…
This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Eyes Off [NSFL Or Beyond]
I am using the term literally correctly here, so please proceed in the way you would if you were watching a solar…
Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Miss World Pageant This Year
When the Miss World pageant began in London in 1951, the winner — Sweden's Kiki Haakonson — was crowned in a two-piece…
The Concept of a 'Bikini Body' Is Infuriating Bullshit
It's that time of the year again (in the Northern Hemisphere at least). It's the time when everyone begins to realize…
Match Your Bathing Suit to Your Book, Even If You're Plus-Size
Have you seen Matchbook? The site that pairs bikinis with reading material? It's been passed around like wildfire…
Brazil's Plus-Size Bikini Enthusiasts Make Waves
A story about plus-size bikinis would be intriguing no matter what, but since we're talking about Brazil — a country…
Once You See The 'Changed Man Bikini' Swimsuit, You Cannot Unsee The 'Changed Man Bikini' Swimsuit [NSFW]
The copy at the source, Koala Swim, reads:
Fuck You, Cheryl Burke
[We have ANOTHER fucking Snowpocalypse here, and you are all pretty and happy in your glorious watermelon bikini, damn…
Show Off Your Christmas Cookie Bloat With 3 Hideous Swimsuits From Victoria's Secret
After the stuffed Thanksgiving turkey, caloric Christmas cookies and guzzles of champagne on New Year's Eve, what you re…
A Day At The Beach With Coco And Ice-T
In New York right now, it is 53°, overcast and drizzly. But in Miami Beach, the high is 85°, and Coco Austin (along…
A Freeze Frame Of The Colombian Runway
[Medellin, July 28. A model wears a creation from the Colombian fashion brand Maaji at the Colombia Moda fashion show.…
Swimwear Week's Most Brilliant And Unfortunate Styles
Miami's annual festival of spray-tan and spandex, otherwise known as swimwear fashion week, packed up its bronzers and…