Gucci, Let Your Ridiculous Patrons Swim
Like a knife to the oversized inflatable hot dog of my heart, the cruel postmodernists of Gucci have unleashed on the…
On Second Thought, Tape Is No Replacement for a Swimsuit
Trend alert: say goodbye to those summer nerve endings because swimsuits fashioned from tape are hot hot hot ow.
Let's Make This the Summer of Cute Slutty Tankinis
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Let's Help This Woman Find Her Dream Swimsuit
Earlier today, we received an email from a distressed reader who—feeling the encroachment of beach season—is desperate…
Chelsea Manning Has a New Swimsuit and Doesn't Care What the Haters Say About It ☺️🌈💋
Those of us who have been using Twitter for years and years know that the platform is generally a hellscape of bad…
Are Swimsuits Getting Worse? (Yes They Are)
What the hell is going on with swimsuits these days? I know the world as a whole is spiraling into a pit of nothingless…
This One-Piece Is Bad
Summer is over. The bony, trembling fingers of Fall beckon us into the darkness. But People is trying to tell me that…
Dramatic, Tropical, Cultural or White: Which One of These Inclusive Target Swimsuit Trends Are You?
Target is gearing up for summer (it’s June!) and part of that gearing up means making sure the mega-department store’s T…
A Magazine for Tweens Is Accused of Body-Shaming Readers With Swimsuit Tips
Discovery Girl, a magazine aimed for female readers between the ages of eight to 12, has publicly apologized after…
Victoria's Secret to Stop Selling Swimwear, Cease Printing Their Famous Catalogs
As beach season approaches, Victoria’s Secret is planning to shutter its swimsuit division. 2016 is the last year…
What Happens if We Post Pictures of Happy Fat People on the Internet?
In March 2015, Liz Boltz Ranfeld asked the question “What Happens If We Let Fat People Be Happy?” Her piece, published…
Trick, Please: Weak Nails, Scars & The Swimsuit to End All Swimsuits
Each week, we'll answer your beauty-related questions, even the dumb ones.
'A What Ho!' 1920s Article on Racy Swimwear Is a Must-Read
L.A. Times Past, a Tumblr that archives L.A. Times articles dating back to the 1880s, has shared a wildly entertaining a…
New Swimsuits Are Cesspools of Gross Germs
Swimsuits are trying to kill you. Kidding. But they are loaded with germs. On The Today Show, Jenna Bush taunted…
Morning News Anchor Blatantly Leers Over Reporter in a Bikini
It ain't easy being a reporter for a local news morning show. You're constantly dispatched to cat fashion shows and…
Lucky's Idea of 'Almost Every Body Type' Is Laughable
It's summer, and you know what that means: Three straight months of swimsuit fuckery!
This Photo Shoot Proves All Bodies Are Bikini Bodies
Hell Yeah, Summer! You know we're about to hit bikini season because it's a toasty 57 degrees in San Francisco and I've…
Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Miss World Pageant This Year
When the Miss World pageant began in London in 1951, the winner — Sweden's Kiki Haakonson — was crowned in a two-piece…
Let's Shop for Swimsuits in 1972
Memorial day is almost upon us, which means it's time for a new swimsuit.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Goes to 7 Continents, Finds Exotic People to Use as Props
For the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, the magazine photographed models on all 7 continents. A world tour of…