Henry Cavill, Blink Twice If You Need Help
Something is up with Henry Cavill and DC, and neither parties are making it easy to figure out exactly what.
Here Is Barack Obama With a Tiny Superman to Remind Us That All's Not Lost
It’s been a heavy news night, hasn’t it, poppets? And on Halloween, to boot! So I think it’s only fair that we wrap up…
The Original Lois Lane, Noel Neill, Has Died at 95
Noel Neill’s father wanted her to be a reporter, but she wanted to perform. Perhaps playing one of the most famous…
U.K. National Sperm Bank Has a Measly Nine Donors
Last year, the U.K. launched a new, national sperm bank—but only nine dudes are making deposits.
Christine Ouzounian Offered $1 Million To Star In Batman Porn Parody
Christine Ouzounian, former nanny to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s kids and to Affleck’s sexual needs, seems to be p…
Everyone Hates Superman in the Batman v Superman trailer
After a low-quality version was leaked online, director Zack Snyder released the HD teaser trailer for Batman v…
Target Canada Selling Sexist Superman PJ's For Girls
A shopper in Ontario spotted this pair of Superman pajamas for kids at Target.
Here's How The Lego Movie Should Have Ended
It is a scientifically proven and totally undisputed fact that The Lego Movie is the greatest movie ever made. It makes …
Idris Elba Would Like To Play Superman. Please Make This Happen Now.
Why is that every time Idris Elba opens his mouth and talks, magic happens? His words are like beautiful white doves,…
Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?
I'll be honest: sometime around the monkey-abandoning incident in Germany, I hopped aboard the Justin Bieber…
Internet Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Playing Batman
Matt Damon's better (?) half is strapping on some plastic wings for the role of Batman in Warner Bros.' Man of Steel…
Superman's Hairy Chest Is Bringing 1950s Sexy Back
Don Draper's chest to Superman's chest: High five.
Here’s That Man of Steel Porn Parody You Probably Can’t Masturbate To
Porn parodies aren’t really for titillation, right? They’re for watching after senior prom with a bunch of friends…
Formerly 'Fat' Henry Cavill Talks Weight Loss, Leaves Shirt On
Man of Steel hits theaters June 14, and the star, Henry Cavill ("Rhymes with travel," he says) has landed the cover of …
Squash-Faced Cats Dressed as Super Heroes Is the Viral Blockbuster of the Summer
When the city is in need, these superhero cats will do everything they can to help (i.e. look on indifferently then…
Etsy Sells Commemerative 9/11 Superman Flask
True patriots don't sip their 9/11 wine out of just any old container. Thankfully, you can now express your true…
Amy Adams Is Wayyy Too Old To Play Lois Lane
The internet is all abuzz over the announcement that 36-year-old Oscar-nominated actress Amy Adams will play Lois Lane…
Amy Adams to Play Lois Lane
The "big, giant search" for Lois Lane has ended with Amy Adams. Adams, who is not Isla Fisher, has been tapped to play…
Shocker: Kim Kardashian Wants To Be An Actress
- Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors…
Town Of Steel
Metropolis, Illinois' plans for a Lois Lane to accompany their 15-feet Superman statue has been scuttled by the…