People of the Sun, Unite! Tanning Industry Uses ‚ÄėBig Tobacco‚Äô Marketing Tactics to Paint Doctors as ‚ÄėVillains‚Äô

Tanning beds are awesome and full of life-blasting vitamins, whereas doctors are stupid, maybe even villainously stupid and need to be stopped from telling people who want only to lay their tired heads down on a bed of synthetic sunshine that tanning salons are not the second-best places in the Solar System (the first…