Meghan Markle's Bridal Party Has Been Revealed, and Includes Not One Cast Member From Suits

When clicking a headline about Meghan Markle’s bridal party reveal I was expecting to see names like Quantico star Priyanka Chopra, her bff whose job escapes me Jessica Mulroney, and [DO SOME MINIMAL RESEARCH AND INSERT SUITS STAR HERE], but that is because I am an idiot who forgot that royal weddings are wack as…

No, Katherine Heigl Did Not Sign a 'Non-Diva Agreement' Before Joining the Cast Of Suits

Imagine a lawyer sitting you down at their desk, sliding a document over to your side, and saying, “Now, what we have here is a standard Non-Diva Agreement. Feel free to read through it and ask any questions you might have.” While funny, I’m not sure that’s ever actually happened—not even to newly crowned Suits queen …

Windsor Chapel Staff Is Watching Suits To Prepare for Royal Wedding; Meghan Markle Is Learning About Hostages

You probably have not heard that next May, Meghan Markle will marry Prince Harry at St. George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle. The event will be a who’s-who of British royalty and actors from Suits. The chapel’s Lay Stewards have been ordered to prepare by binge-watching their future princess’s show on Netflix.

Meghan Markle Won't Return to Suits Since She's Busy With Prince Harry Now 

Meghan Markle is officially done with Suits, and is exiting the show after its seventh season along with Patrick J. Adams. Page Six is pretty sure Markle’s decision is based on her new full-time job, the title of which is “Stepping Out In Public With Prince Harry,” though she’s also dedicating lots of time to her…