Here's How Not to Report on a Public Transit Crisis
The New York City subway system is crumbling. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority that runs the system can’t seem…
Women Spend More on Transportation Than Men, at Least Those Who Can Afford to
Women in New York City spend more money on transportation than men, according to a new report, especially if those…
This Woman Threw a Birthday Party on a Subway Car and It Looks Really Fucking Annoying
I enjoy Instagram in all of its curated bullshit glory, but sometimes doing it for the gram goes too far. Such is the…
Subway Is Ending The $5 Footlong And Maybe Introducing Paninis?
When I think of Subway, my fast food restaurant of choice, here’s what I imagine: Yoga mat bread, Jared Fogle, and the…
2018's Best Documentary Is This Instagram Story of Fergie Having the Time of Her Life on the NYC Subway
On Tuesday evening, a storm rolled into New York City that was so powerful that it downed trees and water towers,…
What Is Union Square?
What is Union Square? Maps tell me it is a square (really more of a rectangle) that sits in the middle of Manhattan,…
New York City's Subway System Is Embracing Gender-Neutral Announcements
The Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA), New York City’s subway and bus system, is nixing “ladies and…
Subway Is Trying to Toss Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife's Suit Against Them
In October of 2016, Jared Fogle’s ex-wife Katie McLaughlin filed a civil suit against Subway for failing to report…
What Food Is Appropriate to Eat on the Subway?
Food. You need it to live, and a lot of the time you need it right now. Another thing you often need to do is be…
Woman Who Pushed Another to Her Death on Subway Insists She's Not Guilty
On Monday, Melanie Liverpool was arrested for shoving a woman onto the subway tracks at the Times Square subway…
Woman Killed After Being Pushed Onto Subway Tracks in Times Square
On Monday, at around 1:20 pm, a woman waiting on an subway platform in Times Square was pushed in front of southbound 1…
Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife Says Subway Ignored Complaints About the Spokesman's 'Depravities'
Kathleen McLaughlin, the ex-wife of former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle, has sued the sandwich chain alleging they knew…
Jared Fogle Somehow Sinks Lower
If you had asked me yesterday, “Hey, Joanna, is there anything ex-Subway spokes-dieter and convicted child pornography…
Nobody in This Subway Cares That Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Playing the Drums
Seriously, people? Open your hearts and eyes!
NYPD Is Looking to I.D. This Guy Who Rode the Subway With His Balls Out
NYPD is investigating an incident involving a man who had his testicles dangling on a subway seat.
Data Scientist Mansplains Manspreading
For years, it’s been thought that manspreading is a result of men needing room for their penises (peni?) to breathe.…
A Requiem for Dr. Zizmor, Retired NYC Subway Legend and Hero of Dermatology
Dear Dr. Zizmor: Thank you for improving my face! Thank you for improving my life! Thank you so much! Isabel R. NY, NY.
Russell Taylor, Jared Fogle's Partner in Child Exploitation, Gets 27 Years in Prison
Russell Taylor, the former head of the foundation started by Subway sandwich-hocker and extreme creep Jared Fogle, has…
Finally, NYC Will Have 'High-Heel Friendly' Subway Grates
Some positive news for accident-prone New Yorkers who love heels: Those annoying subway sidewalk grates that you either…
Jared Fogle Sentenced to More than 15 Years in Prison for Sex Crimes
Update, 1:15 p.m.: Fogle has been sentenced to 15 years and eight months in prison, the AP reports: