Feb 3 2015
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Barbie continues her march toward the dustbin of cultural history, sure, but that doesn't mean there's no more cash…
Mar 10 2011
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We already knew Strawberry Shortcake was a sexy goner, but — et tu, Tinkerbell? In this brave new world, every…
Oct 13 2010
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On the occasion of Shortcake's 30th birthday, Jeanne Sager over at CafeMom makes a strong case for the…
Jul 13 2010
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In honor of Comic Con and her big 3-0, Strawberry Shortcake has a special edition outfit and a berry chill knit hat…
May 30 2010
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[Indianapolis, May 29. Image via Getty.]
Oct 14 2009
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First they came for Strawberry Shortcake and we said nothing. Then they came for the Care Bears and we said nothing.…
Oct 12 2009
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If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black…
Jul 3 2009
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The news that 80's video game Asteroids will soon be made into a major motion picture got me thinking: why aren't…
Mar 5 2009
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The Disney Princesses are getting a makeover. This, with the news that Dora The Explorer will come in a shopping-obse…
Feb 27 2009
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Another Friday, another national food holiday: Today, it's all about strawberries. Discussions involving false…
Jan 31 2009
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Need a reason to bang your head on your desk today? A reader has sent in a pic of this Strawberry Shortcake puzzle,…
Jun 13 2008
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- We were shocked and appalled to discover that Strawberry Shortcake had been given a berry slutty makeover by her…
Jun 12 2008
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Experts calculate that the total cost of Strawberry Shortcake's new look, including facelift, eyelift, nose job and…
Jun 11 2008
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As a grown woman who had every intention of dressing as Strawberry Shortcake for Halloween (my boyfriend was going…