Today on the Dumbest Timeline: Steven Seagal Picked to 'Improve' Russian & U.S. Relations

Actor Steven Seagal, whose martial arts film credits include several direct-to-video Golden Raspberry winners and whose life credits include several charges of sexual assault, has been appointed Russia’s special representative to the United States, in an effort to “improve Russian-American relations.” If helping to…

Portia de Rossi Says Steven Seagal Propositioned Her, Unzipped His Pants During an Audition

On Wednesday, actress Portia de Rossi alleged in a Twitter post that actor Steven Seagal behaved highly inappropriately toward her at a movie audition once. De Rossi writes, “My final audition for a Steven [Seagal] movie took place in his office. He told me how important it was to have chemistry off-screen as he sat…