This Jeff Goldblum Statue Is a Sexy Celebrity Now
Even Jeff Goldblum’s likeness is a hot celeb, and thus eligible for Dirt Bag.
There's a Petition to Flip, Reverse a Confederate Monument With a Statue of Missy Elliott
Over the course of four days, a Change.org petition to replace a Confederate monument in Portsmouth, VA with a statue of its most celebrated native, Missy Elliott, has gathered over 16,000 signatures–about 1,000 since I started writing this post an hour ago. There is so much potential for the plaque, but so far the…
The First Jane Austen Statue Has Been Unveiled
The citizens of Basingstoke unveiled their bronze interpretation of the author on Tuesday to mark the 200th anniversary of her death. Happy Deathday, Jane Austen!
So, This Is What Jane Austen Looks Like as a Statue
No one knows for sure what Jane Austen looked like, but that won’t hold anyone back from erecting a statue of her for the bicentenary of her death this July.
A Terrifying Bronze Lucille Ball is Coming For Us All Right Now, Run
Lucille Ball grew up in a small town in upstate New York called Celoron. In 2009, the residents of the 1,200-person town immortalized her with a statue. The statue is a physical manifestation of a recurring nightmare I’ve had where Lucille Ball comes after me with a bottle of poisonous potion in one hand and a thorny…
China Is Pretty Much the World's Biggest Little Mermaid Fan
So China — as in, the People’s Republic of — is really into the Little Mermaid, and not that saccharine Disney cartoon we feed our tumescent American children. The Hans Christian Andersen fairytale is apparently a huge deal in China, so much so that Denmark has been able to establish a strong diplomatic relationship…
Kansas Residents Disapprove of ‘Sexting’ Statue
After a group of Chinese artists donated (probably, in retrospect, for a good laugh) a sculpture of a headless, jointless woman taking a picture of her exposed breasts called "Accept or Reject" to the Overland Park Arboretum in Kansas, residents in the area expressed all of the feelings. The statue was obscene! It…
One Dummy Ruins Boston's KONY Poster Party for Everyone
Most of America (save for the always righteous Pacific Northwest) totally fell down on the job when it came to plastering their cities with KONY-related materials for Invisible Children's "Cover the Night" event this weekend. But it appears Boston may have taken the mission to heart. A tipster reports that the city…
Missouri Stupidly Decides to Create Rush Limbaugh Shrine in the State Capitol
Over the past few days, there have been many, many suggestions thrown around about what kinds of things should be done to Rush Limbaugh. But among the many creative ways which people have devised to properly shame and humiliate him, no one has thought of something as brilliant as what Missouri House Speaker Steve…
Schwarzenegger Commemorates Epic Narcissism With Statue Of Himself
On Friday Arnold Schwarzenegger unveiled one of three self-commissioned bronze statues of his muscly, Speedo-clad body at his childhood home turned museum in Thal, Austria. While this photo of Arnold caressing his shiny metal ass may look like one of the most outrageous celebrity moments ever, social scientists tell…
