You Won't Be Able to Watch Porn at Starbucks Anymore, Sorry
Starbucks, a glorified public charging station that also sells coffee, will begin blocking customers from watching porn…
The New Starbucks Holiday Drink Is a Tree Branch in My Coffee
When I saw the new Starbucks holiday drink was a tree branch in my coffee, I knew I had to get to my nearest…
Get Ready to Bring Your Alternative Straws to Starbucks
Starbucks has announced that it will ban plastic straws from its stores globally by 2020, becoming the latest business…
2 Black Men Arrested at Starbucks Reach Settlement With Philadelphia, Secure $200,000 for Young Entrepreneurs
On April 12, two black men were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks on suspicion of trespassing after they’d been…
Adrian Grenier Is Mad at Starbucks for a Different Reason
This week, everyone was mad at Starbucks after two black men were arrested on suspicion of trespassing at a…
No, There Should Not Be a Starbucks In Yosemite!
Nature is one of the few remaining places where a person can escape to empty their minds of the criminal injustice…
Starbucks Has Gone Insane
There is a time and a place for everything in this world, except for three things: 1) Santacon, 2) the GOP, and 3)…
Trump Supporters Are Boycotting Starbucks By Heroically Purchasing Its Coffee
Some Trump supporters had an idea for a boycott that is actually the opposite of a boycott. It goes like this: instead…
Starbucks Trying So Hard Not to Offend Anyone It Doesn't Even Know What It's Doing Anymore
In this time of national strife, Starbucks would like to channel the anodyne vibes of the mid 1960s Youngbloods anthem,…
I Bought a Pumpkin Spice Latte
As I step out of the train station in Manhattan’s Union Square, I’m surprised by how much warmer it’s become since my…
Customer Sues Starbucks Over Iced Coffees That Are More Ice Than Coffee
A disgruntled Starbucks customer is suing the popular coffee chain, claiming its iced drinks are insufficient and…
The World's Largest Starbucks is Being Built in NYC, Can We Move Now?
I am here to inform you all that the festering tourist trap featured in your Manhattan-related dystopian nightmares is…
Christians Angry Over Starbucks' Minimalist Holiday Cup Design
Some Starbucks’ customers are outraged over the coffee chain’s new holiday cups, just because they lack a…
Your Cherished Pumpkin Spice Latte Is About to Get a Makeover
For those of you who look forward to fall and its changing colors of leaves, the faint smell of wood smoke in the air…
Which of These Weird New Starbucks Frapp Flavors Should You Try?
Starbucks has revealed its new lineup of “wait, what?” Frappuccino flavors, which seriously include Cotton Candy and…
Chipotle is Going to Offer Sick Days, Paid Vacation to Hourly Workers
On Friday, Chipotle announced they’d soon be offering sick days, paid vacation, and tuition reimbursement for all…
Starbucks Wants to Stuff Fists Full Of Kale Down Your Thirsty Gullet
Starbucks, the one place in the world where you can order a cup of whipped cream with a shot of caramel syrup and call…
So Larry Wilmore, 2 Chainz and Rosie Perez Walk Into a Starbucks...
Starbucks is still getting hammered for its erroneous Race Together initiative. Larry Wilmore made it a topic on…
Starbucks Employees Will Stop Writing "Race Together" On Cups
Starbucks announced that, beginning Sunday, it will no longer ask employees to write "Race Together" on customers'…
How to Talk About Race With Your Starbucks Barista: A Guide
First up in the realm of unfathomable embarrassment, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz has rolled out an immediately…