Look at that little guy go! He's a maniac, just zigging and zagging his way into my heart. Come over here, you lilliputian prince, I'm going to cuddle you until we become one human/goat hybrid. Both terrifying and adorable, we'll roam the land, munching on grass (both legal and not) and bitching about our mothers.…
You know how there are only three certainties in life: Death, taxes, and cats are terrifying bastards? Well, those first two are still true but the cat thing is now in dispute, thanks to the common household printer! Apparently cats cannot handle that crazy fuck.
Woo hoo! Wednesday! Should be smooth sailing from here. This guy, seen on Bunny Food, is clearly in the holiday spirit. How about you?
This teeny tiny adorable puppy is so into her food that she can't even keep her back legs on the ground. Oh, and like you have never done the same for a really good burrito...
This cat, what an asshole. All the dog wants to do is get a crisp drink of water and the damn cat is using the bowl as a bed. Come on, cat! Looking at that nice-ass water bowl and I just know you have a really nice bed, too. Stop occupying the drinking station, change isn't going to happen this year.
The Comfort Dogs are a team of Lutheran dog superstars who travel wherever people need a furry hug and slobbery kiss. They recently mobilized forces and beamed into Newtown to support its citizens. Naturally, it's pretty damn touching so get your Kleenex, foods to sad-eat, and some Prep H for those under eye circles.
Well, the disaster might not be so adorable, but just looking at the sweet chicks snoozing under a layer or fat and fur makes my heart melt. Who else wants to pull a Rick Moranis* and shrink down to little wee things and climb in there? I know one of you Jez brainiacs can figure this out, get on it.
I'm not sure if this kid really wants the dog to stay or go, but I think he wants him to stay, and the dog really wants to be there with him. And it's so very sweet and I love them both. The dog is so gentle in his pursuit of cuddles, too! My own dog would've already knocked the boy over and started humping away,…
We could use some levity, right?
I don't know what it is about fat BoBo cat and tiny Nikita kitten, but everything they do is absolutely captivating to me. I think the good quality of the video helps, but their whole vibe is so right on. Like, all I want to do is get super high, eat tasty snacks, and watch them play forever.
Ugh, what a day. So much rough stuff. We need a quick squee break, and we'll start with this Christmas Cat, from Fuck Yeah Cute Animals. Below, feel free to post some soothingly cute videos, gifs or pix. Sigh.
Well, not exactly Jazzercise, but this cat is hella good at backflips — she's the Surya Bonaly of cats! Man, how much do you love Surya Bonaly? She always got so screwed on "artistic" points when she WAS artistic, she just wasn't some skinny white chick sashaying across the ice. Her routines were beautiful, she's…
That face! I love Sam so much, and I think I am going to jump into the screen, drag him out, give him all the kisses and hugs, marry him in Washington, move back to San Francisco (sorry, Washington, but you don't want my ass, for real) and live happily forever, ever.
Whatever your opinions on zoos may be ("They're animal prisons!" "They're idyllic animal gardens!"), your opinion on beavers will be forever changed after watching this video. Beavers, contrary to Golden Age Nickelodeon cartoons, are not angry, nor are they vaginas — beavers are industrious woodland creatures that,…
Eep! This tiny thing is a female Blue Duiker calf — born December 8 at Fresno Chaffee Zoo. According to Zooborns:
It's a baby hippo, and she doesn't know how to eat yet. Of course, a baby animal figuring out anything is extremely the best. And then, when she gets some food in her mouth successfully, well. Forget it, I'm a goner. The only not wonderful part about this is that hippo baby and mom are in a zoo and not in the wild,…
This past Sunday, a seven-month-old rhesus macaque, wearing a solitary Ugg boot as a jacket, was found wandering an Ikea parking lot in Toronto. It caused quite a stir as you don't see a primate in a baby-sized shearling coat roaming through Grönkulla towel sets and Knutstorp wicker baskets everyday.
It's the holidays so it's time to watch SFSPCA adoptable animals play in the Macy's windows in San Francisco. Since I live nearby, I've already been three times so if you see a fat sexy ginger making out with the window, wave extra hard so I can see you. I'll try to smush my boobs into the glass because sex sells and…
Grumpy cat speaks! And this is what we learned:
Ikea shoppers in Toronto got a bit of a surprise this Sunday when their walk through the Swedish furniture chain's parking chain was interrupted by a small monkey that had gotten loose in the the ramp. And it wasn't just some plain old regular monkey, either — this little primate was decked out in a diaper and a wool…
