The Sperm Apocalypse Is Nigh
Plummeting sperm counts have been the focus of scientific study for a few years now, coinciding with the rise of cis…
At This Point Are We Just Shooting Sperm Into Space to See What Sticks?
Not to be flippant about science, especially in these times, but this NASA experiment does carry a whiff of desperation…
Sperm Banks and Fertility Clinics Taking Steps to Keep the Zika Virus Out of Their Supply
As the Zika virus continues to scare the shit out of everyone, fertility clinics and sperm banks are trying to adopt…
U.K. National Sperm Bank Has a Measly Nine Donors
Last year, the U.K. launched a new, national sperm bank—but only nine dudes are making deposits.
Finally, An Answer To Declining Male Fertility
Ever wonder how it was physically possible for your great-grandparents to have like 10 kids? Well, sperm was better.…
Binge Drinking Leads to a Lower Sperm Count; A Nation of Bros Weeps
Men who consume five drinks or more a week are at risk for reduced sperm quality, according to a study published in BMJ…
Canadian Sperm Bank Finally Decides Race Mixing Is Okay
“Race mixing” is still off-putting for some, including Calgary, Canada’s Regional Fertility Program whose staff made a…
Women Are Turning to Internet Forums for Free Donor Sperm
Today in terrible ideas: Women who are trying to conceive are turning to online forums where men are offering to donate…
The UK is Importing American Sperm to Deal With Shortage
There is a sperm drought looming over the UK, and they're facing some issues keeping up with the demand. It is…
Scientists Have Created Spermlike Robots Called MagnetoSperm
The weird little tail-whip motion that sperm use to get to their Holy Grail has been co-opted by scientists for use in…
The World's Oldest Sperm Has Been Discovered and It Is Very Large
Scientists have discovered 17 million year old sperm in some rocks in Australia, sperm that belonged to ancient shrimp…
Educational Video Remix Makes Fertilization Look Like a Video Game
If more of the educational videos kids watched about a sperm's magical luge ride through the Fallopian tubes looked…
The Fifty Shades of Grey Audition Script Was Naaaasty
Carrie Diaries actress Chloe Bridges was sufficiently weirded/grossed out by the Fifty Shades of Grey audition script.…
A Male Birth Control Lab Rat Answers Your Questions
Highlights from a Reddit AMA hosted by a man who participated in an experimental study on male birth control:
A Complete Breakdown of the Nutritional Content of Semen
To swallow or not to swallow: that is the question. You can only really answer it for yourself, but we aim to help you…
Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, But Lowers Chance of Getting Some
That's not wind up their kilts, it's free-hanging haggis and groats! And guess what? When a commando Scot bring you…
Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Thing
If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Daring Sperm Smugglers in Palestine Brave Israeli Jails, Implausibility to Get Pregnant
People try to sneak lots of miscellaneous contraband into prison, but how often do they try to sneak things that aren't…
Three Hours of TV a Day Cuts Sperm Count in Half
Too much boob tube could affect men's tubes—or what comes out of them. According to a new study, men who watch a lot of…
Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan's Jizz
Wisconsin Congressman, Romney running mate, and widow's peak cultivator Paul Ryan has again cosponsored the Sanctity of…