Free Martha
On Thursday morning, Martha Stewart awoke to the blizzard just like every other person in the New York area. But unlike…
Wow Guys, Did You Hear It Is Snowing in New Hampshire?
It is snowing in New Hampshire. Like, so hard.
The Struggle Is Real for This Dinosaur Contending With Snowzilla
Have you ever contemplated how a Tyrannosaurus rex would tackle the task of shoveling snow? I must admit that I haven’t…
Paul Ryan Is Having a Funky Fresh Snowstorm
As the biggest and most important news the nation has ever faced, Winter Blizzard 2016 is, obviously, being…
Quick Question: Where's the Goddamn Snow?
It’s currently December 9. And, uh, has anybody seen our snow?
This Giant Dog Sliding on Ice in Slow Motion is Positively Hypnotic
I cannot stop watching this.
Lonely and Horny Masses Take to Craigslist in Search of Blizzard Sex
With every promise of inclement weather comes a new batch of people just trying to feel something meaningful in this…
Bad Neighbors Terrorize Deathly-Ill Girl's Nurse Over Parking Space
During the cold Chicago winters, residents of the Windy (and also wet) City call "dibs" on parking spots by shoveling…
Meet a Cat Who Absolutely Loves Playing in the Snow
In the history of time, there have been some mind-bending sights to behold. But up until now, no human being has ever…
Here Is a Woman Dressed as the Abominable Snow Monster Walking Her Dog
Does the winter already suck where you live? This story might make all that snow and ice it a teeny bit more bearable.
This Snow Is Some Real-Deal Little House on the Prairie Shit
It's pretty damn chilly across America right now. But it's Western New York that's really getting slammed, with feet…
Watch A Poor Canadian Man Get Stuck in A Massive Snow Drift
In a video that history will forever remember as "Jumpin' Jesus," a man from Newfoundland found out the hard way just…
What Does the Apocalypse Look Like? Show Us Your Weather
If you're in the Southeast or the Northeast, things are a little crazy outside.
Fifth Grader Explains His Superstitious Ritual for Invoking a Snow Day
"First," says Lucas Heiberger, "you put three ice cubes in each toilet of your house." The New York City fifth grader…
This Panda's Enjoyment of Winter is ALMOST Contagious
At this point, most of us are pretty done with winter. Not this panda, though! This panda still loves snow like you…
You May Hate the Snow, But These Dogs Most Certainly Do Not
What are you complaining about, silly human imprisoned in your home by ten feet of snow? These dogs want to get down…
It's So Damn Cold In Chicago, If You Blow a Bubble It Will Freeze
This is some Game of Thrones Long Winter shit right here. WBEZ Chicago posted this on their Facebook page last night:
Happy Tears! Hospital Surprises Sick Kids With Snowy Winter Wonderland
It isn't often that Atlanta, Georgia sees a lot of snow, but that changed this holiday season for the kids of…
Major Ice Storm Hits Texas
[DALLAS, TX - DECEMBER 06: Icicles form on a barricade in front of the Dallas skyline on December 6, 2013 in Dallas,…
The Most Fun You’ll Ever Have with Snow Is Staring at This Dog's Snow Romp
Dog Kari runs through the snow on the Wurmberg mountain in Braunlage, northern Germany, Sunday Feb. 3, 2013. Weather…