On planes...in the woods...in the White House...

Taylor Swift’s Reputation tour kicked off in Glendale, Arizona on Tuesday night, and it was a show in which she dedicated a song to her boyfriend Joe Alwyn, projected a “special guest appearance” by Tiffany Haddish onto the big screen, and demonstrated that she has not been able to move past this Kim Kardashian-Kanye…

World traveler Lindsay Lohan gets into some pretty freaky accidents. This time she says she was bitten by a snake!

Here at Jezebel we like to keep tabs on cute critters. Sometimes raccoons get stuck in drains or a meerkat does a photoshoot with a pumpkin. We laugh, we cry, we blog. We want you to have the news you can really use.

But does Taylor? I mean, she definitely gets that she’s associated with snakes, and how that came about, but does she get that we get that she gets it? And if so, why does she insist on perpetuating the gag as if we’re living in Game of Thrones and it’s her fucking house seal?

In the current White House, accusations and condemnations are strewn around like chimps flinging shit, but it turns out the most copious poopers are the Trumps. News broke Sunday that prominent slumlord/Pixar voice actor Jared Kushner used his personal email for government business, and today it’s come to light that…

Taylor Swift has finally exacted her revenge on Kanye West by making a song that’s barely survivable. Take this!

A Twitter user has done the world a great public service in freeze-framing this moment from Tom Cruise’s 2008 WWII thriller Valkyrie, in which his booty suddenly appears pillowy and engorged and, quite frankly, unreal. I’m ashamed I didn’t catch this myself, seeing as I watched practically all of Valkyrie on mute many…

Taylor Swift has been dropping a series of unsubtle hints about her upcoming album, the now-officially announced “Reputation,” to be released November 10. We are so thrilled to report that this could be her new tracklist, although it probably isn’t.

23 hours after all but confirming that her 24-hour and two-minute-old video of what appeared to be a snake was a snake, Taylor Swift has posted a video that proves beyond a reasonable doubt that it is, in fact, a snake.

24 hours and two minutes after breaking her social media blackout by posting a silent, 10-second video of what appeared to be a slithering snake to her Twitter and Instagram accounts, Taylor Swift has posted a silent, 20-second video of what is almost certainly a slithering snake to her Twitter and Instagram accounts.

Just days after deleting all the content on her social media accounts, Taylor Swift has posted a mysterious video to both her Instagram and Twitter feeds. It is 10 seconds long, it is completely silent, and it appears to be a fucking snake.

It’s FRIDAY, baby, and the temps are climbing! Why not cool off with a trip to the pool? I know some folks in Thousand Oaks, California who have one and they’d love to have you over. Two housekeeping things, though: First, the house is over an hourlong drive from Downtown Los Angeles (the I-5, am I right??!!) and,…

In what might go down as the most devious act of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift’s years-long feud (over backup dancers of all things), the artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji decided to make her entire catalog available on streaming services like Spotify almost three years after having them removed. The addition…

Do you live in the Rice lofts in downtown Houston, Texas? Are you missing a cobra? If so, you should probably call animal control, because they’ve got your missing cobra, who was found wandering the hallways of your apartment building.

America’s Youths are unusually endangered today, with a variety of societal and environmental factors threatening to really wreck their shit. Take a few minutes, turn your chair around Cool Teacher-style, and make the children and teens in your life aware of the following threats. That is, if they’re at home and not…

For Vanity Fair's March 2015 Hollywood Issue, Patrick Demarchelier decided to test the limits of J-Law's chill reputation by placing a giant Colombian red-tailed boa constrictor on her butt crack. U FEELING CHILL NOW, JEN?