Taylor Swift Now Wants to Stay Included in the Kanye West Narrative
Taylor Swift’s Reputation tour kicked off in Glendale, Arizona on Tuesday night, and it was a show in which she…
Lindsay Lohan Bit By Snake While Hiking in Thailand, Her Shaman Says It's Good Luck
World traveler Lindsay Lohan gets into some pretty freaky accidents. This time she says she was bitten by a snake!
The Year in Snakes, Ranked
Here at Jezebel we like to keep tabs on cute critters. Sometimes raccoons get stuck in drains or a meerkat does a…
Enough With the Snakes, Taylor, We Get It
But does Taylor? I mean, she definitely gets that she’s associated with snakes, and how that came about, but does she…
Ivanka Reportedly Did Government Business On Private Email, Too
In the current White House, accusations and condemnations are strewn around like chimps flinging shit, but it turns out…
Taylor Swift's New Song Explodes All Over Everything Like an Exploding Snake, Killing Everyone
Taylor Swift has finally exacted her revenge on Kanye West by making a song that’s barely survivable. Take this!
The Tom Cruise Fake Butt Speculation Is Tremendous
A Twitter user has done the world a great public service in freeze-framing this moment from Tom Cruise’s 2008 WWII…
Oh Yeah, That Shit's a Snake
24 hours and two minutes after breaking her social media blackout by posting a silent, 10-second video of what appeared…
Is This a Fucking Snake, Taylor?
Just days after deleting all the content on her social media accounts, Taylor Swift has posted a mysterious video to…
WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES???
It’s FRIDAY, baby, and the temps are climbing! Why not cool off with a trip to the pool? I know some folks in Thousand…
Taylor Swift's Music Slithers Back Onto Streaming Services as Katy Perry's New Album Is Released
In what might go down as the most devious act of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift’s years-long feud (over backup dancers of…
Never Try to Improve Your Home
Somebody recently got bit by a goddamn copperhead in a Lowe’s Home Improvement store.
Hey, Is This Your Cobra?
Do you live in the Rice lofts in downtown Houston, Texas? Are you missing a cobra? If so, you should probably call…
What's Harming the Children Today? A Dangerous List.
America’s Youths are unusually endangered today, with a variety of societal and environmental factors threatening to…
JLaw Is Pretty Chill For a Naked Person With Snake On Her Butt
For Vanity Fair's March 2015 Hollywood Issue, Patrick Demarchelier decided to test the limits of J-Law's chill…
Enormous Snake Slithers Out of Toilet; Your Nightmares Are Real
Remember when your mom told you that a snake would come up and bite you if you sat on the toilet too long? If that's…
Chef Making Snake Soup Fatally Bitten by Decapitated Cobra
Today in DON'T FUCK WITH SNAKES, a chef in southern China died when a spitting cobra he was preparing to cook bit him…