Nick Carter Rape Case Won't Be Prosecuted
On Tuesday, TMZ reported that the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office has declined to bring charges against…
This Memorial Day Weekend, Make 1 of These Dips, The Food of God Herself
Close your eyes—but don’t really; keep reading. Imagine you’re holding a Ruffles With Ridges potato chip in your right…
PepsiCo Claims Reports of 'Lady Doritos' Are 'Inaccurate'
“Lady Doritos,” an idea so behind its time it was almost default-visionary as a meme for the Internet to yell at, was…
How Stoked Are You to Eat Popcorn Covered in Cheeto Dust?
Like grits and potatoes, popcorn is best utilized as a vehicle upon which you can load as much butter and other garbage…
Enjoy a Century of Party Snacks as Reviewed by Modern Kids
The culinary arts have taken some very aggressive detours over the last century, especially in the finger foods and…
Please Do Not Bother Serious French Actress Isabelle Huppert When She Is Taking in Cinema
I could never be myself around Isabelle Huppert, the brooding, serious, red-haired French actress known recently for…
A List of Things I Miss More Than Alcohol
By the time you read this, I will be on maternity leave. A little quick math will reveal that I have therefore laid off…
WHEW: Kind Bars Can Boast About Being 'Healthy,' After All
Our long national nightmare is over: Kind actually CAN call its granola bars “healthy,” when all is said and done.
Your Hotel Mini-Bar: Just Don't.
You’ve had a long day, hoofing it around ruins and cathedrals and museums. You haven’t had anything to eat since lunch,…
Kind Can't Just Call Its Snack Bars 'Healthy,' Says the FDA
Another day, another reminder that packaging is pretty, pretty lies. Specifically, you might want to throttle back on…
In Battle of the Sexes, All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Is the Great Equalizer
It's not easy being a man in the modern American matriarchy! Always being forced to buy all the dinners and win all the…
Hershey's Is Making Their Own Chocolate Spread to Take Down Nutella
Sick of playing second fiddle to that dirty seductress known as Nutella (if you're balking at that statement, come…
Pediatricians Say Flamin' Hot Cheetos Are Burning Your Kid's Insides
Back in October, word went around that schools in California and New Mexico were officially banning Flamin' Hot Cheetos…
Child-Proof Packaging Is the Next Step in Mainstreaming of Marijuana
The kids, as they say, are all on the pot, listening to their rock ‘n roll, and drag racing down their cul-de-sacs. …
Nutella Nixes World Nutella Day, Nutella Lovers Go Nuts
The first World Nutella Day happened in 2007, when Sara Rosso — devoted Nutella enthusiast — had the idea of…
Cracker Jack Releasing a New Caffeinated Snack Called Cracker Jack'd
Yes. For real. Because there's no better time to release your new creepy high-caffeine energy-snack than at the end of…
Show Us Your Frankenstorm Food Stash
As Hurricane Sandy churns through the Atlantic Ocean at 90 MPH, East Coasters are frantically preparing for…
America's Manliest Cities, Inexplicably Brought to you by Combos
Every year, Combos, "the hearty, pretzel and cracker snack made with real cheese" (that looks exactly like dog food),…
Disney Will No Longer Market Particularly Crappy Food to Children
Remember Disney Happy Meals? We've come a long way since the last trans-fat-covered action figure was sold in 2006:…