It is the year Two Thousand and Seventeen (I just checked) and Sisqo has released a music video for a remake of his iconic 1999 hit “Thong Song,” because according to him, fans have been asking for a new version of the song for years.
A guy who looks literally nothing like Sisqó made his way into several high-profile fashion week events, because people assumed he was Sisqó. This is sort of like how people think every bald white guy with glasses is Moby, except probably more racist. From Page Six:
WHAT A WEEK. First, of course, the election. Now, in the past hour or so, former CIA Director David Petraeus, the former incoming Lockheed Martin CEO, AND the Waffle House Chairman have all become implicated in extramarital affairs. Anyone else?
What do you get in a thong thesis? Victoria's Secret, pearl thongs, erogenous zones, laws, Sisqó, thong sandals, the essay "Feminism and Femininity: Or, How We Learned How To Stop Worrying And Love The Thong" by Jennifer Baumgardner and Amy Richards, fundoshi, Juvenile, Ludacris, "realness," visibility, class, race,…
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are officially proud parents.. Kidman gave birth to a 6 pound, 7 ounce daughter, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, earlier this morning. Nic has two adopted children from her marriage to Tom Cruise, Connor, 13 and Isabella, 15. We cannot wait for their future memoirs about their crazytown…
