This time Thursday you'll likely be sitting down with a heaping pile of food with some people you want to kill even though you have the same genes. But maybe you'll be sitting down with people you want to kill that you don't have the same genes as because they're your significant other's family. Despite that…

To the Times, Diana Taylor is Mayor Bloomberg's "companion" or "sidekick" but never his "girlfriend." Is the paper being old-fashioned, or are girlfriends and boyfriends just for kids?