Gorgeous people being all gorgeous.

President Barack Obama recently delivered remarks on energy at on-campus event at Prince George's Community College in Largo, Maryland. Shaking hands after his speech, the president encountered Stephon, a 26-year-old student who also happens to be deaf.

Why should deaf people be left out of the Santorum-mocking fun? Let's all learn to say "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter," using only our hands.

Lately, the Internet has been buzzing about the American Sign Language for "abortion," which is apparently either a cradled baby being thrown away or a uterine scraping, depending on your source. But that's not the end of the ASL fun times.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, 30 Rock does Real Housewives, American Idol takes censorship too far, and Marlee Matlin teaches us about attitude.

Sparky, a 1-year-old deaf dachshund, has been trained to understand sign language in a program that pairs rescue dogs with prison inmates, the New York Daily News reports. After teaching Sparky signs for "no," "sit," "lay down," "stay," "stop" and "heel," over the course of eight weeks, inmates at the South Central…