How to Watch Porn, According to Shutterstock
First things first: Take some block letters—dig around in your child’s toy box, if necessary—and spell out your…
Bravo Has a New Web Series About 'The World of Apology Cakes' Because That's Totally a Thing, I Guess
Because of how insanely successful Bravo’s website has been (last month the site reached 13.5 million people), the…
Please Do Not Ride a Mattress On Top of a Van
A 2o-year-old Virginia woman died tragically Friday morning after the unsecured mattress she was “riding” fell off the…
20 Incredible Things To Do This Labor Day Weekend
Labor Day is this Monday, and that means the hot, sticky summer of 2016 will soon come to an end. Celebrate the long…
177 Critics Picked the Best Films of the Century. Guess How Many Were Directed By Women!
The BBC published its long-awaited list of the 21st century’s best films, as selected by 177 film critics from around…
Mom Scolded for Breastfeeding in a Bra Store Surrounded By Pictures of Boobs
Welcome to America, where it’s OK to festoon the walls of a department store with high-res images of boobs, but it’s…
Almost Every New Network TV Showrunner Is a White Man
Variety has done the stats on the new scripted TV shows signed to the Fall 2016-2017 season at ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox and…
The Life of Marie Antoinette, According to Stock Photos
There are few names more famous than that of ill-fated French queen Marie Antoinette. Her legacy is so powerful that…
'Savage' Teacher Makes Students Submit Final Papers From Home During LA Terror Threat
For students and teachers all over the country, we’re currently at the tail-end of the semester before a much-needed…
The Very Sexy People of Ancient Rome, According to Stock Photos
Recently, I had occasion to search the stock photography database Shutterstock for pictures depicting ancient Rome. A…
What Does Overstock.com Know That We Don't?
Fun fact: Overstock.com, your home for discounts on handsome-but-unnecessary ottomans, has a substantial stockpile of…
Tell Us About Your Experiences As a Nurse
When the ladies of The View ran afoul of the nursing profession back in September, the sheer force of the backlash that…
Research Confirms That Women in Top Film Jobs Dramatically Increase Female Hires Across the Board
If you want a bunch of women working on a film, start with with female producers and directors.
Brace For Emails From Your Mom About Carcinogenic Bacon
Any moment now, you should be receiving a concerned email from your mom, urging you to cut back on your consumption of…
Bro, Condé Nast Bought Pitchfork! This Is Fucked News For Us Men
Being a male millennial is totally fucked, because they keep taking away our rights. Today was the male millennial…
Jewel Thief Gets 6-Carat Diamond Stuck In Large Intestine
A jewel thief was caught when the diamond she stole from a jewelry fair in Bangkok refused to vacate her body. Jiang…
U.K. National Sperm Bank Has a Measly Nine Donors
Last year, the U.K. launched a new, national sperm bank—but only nine dudes are making deposits.
Couple Finds 108-Year-Old Message in a Bottle
A German couple spending the day at a beach on the North Sea has found a message in a bottle that’s at least 108 years…
U.K. Man Caught Taking a Sheep to McDonald's
North Yorkshire cops recently pulled over a man for a talking-to about his bald tires. They discovered that he was…
Researchers Are Well Aware of Your Cigarette-Bumming Habit, Ladies
Sorry, gals, but scientists are onto the fact that you don’t, like, buy cigarettes but you maybe bum them every once in…