After years of concern, concern-trolling, and self-destructive behavior that made even Oprah do this, Rihanna is allegedly taking some time off from her Diamonds World Tour to check into a women's sex and love addiction program at Centers for Relationship and Sexual Recovery (CRSR) on Recovery Ranch, a Tennessee…

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Intern Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we play the gossip game with In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tom is already looking for the next Mrs. Cruise; Katy Perry went on a dinner date with Robert Pattinson; and Prince Harry got a royal talking-to following…

Halle Berry was rushed to the hospital last night after she slipped and hit her head on concrete while shooting upcoming movie The Hive in Los Angeles, co-starring Abigail Breslin. She was taken to Cedars-Sinai around 10 PM and her condition "remains unclear."

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we rummage through the dumpsters of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star, in search of good gossip. This week, Katy Perry's cocaine cowboy homies busted up her marriage; "newly single" Johnny Depp bought a "bachelor pad" with 13 bedrooms; and Angelina's unborn…

[Black and gray! Are Shiloh and Maddox wearing the same sweater? Tokyo, November 7. Images via Splash.]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we flirt and banter with gossip rags In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. This week, Kim and Kris's marriage is ending; Demi has kicked Ashton out of the house; Christina Aguilera is "awash in vodka"; and Shiloh jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in love.

[Saint Angelina takes her brood to visit Gwen Stefani and fam. London, September 26. Images via Splash.]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we have a steamy fauxmance with the tall, dark strangers known as In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us. This week: Jennifer Lopez is super psyched to be single; Kim Kardashian had kotton kandy at her bridal shower; Angie bought Shiloh a dress; and Jennifer Aniston is not…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, Jen Aniston is "desperate" to move in with J'ethroux; Katie Holmes is "desperate" to be skinny; Shiloh is "desperate" for attention; and we desperately hope that Michael Douglas isn't really smoking again.

[Shiloh's shades! Click to enlarge. Additional shot below. Los Angeles, July 20. Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

[Click to enlarge! New Orleans, March 20. Image via x17.]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I brave the blustery wilds of the celebrity tabloids in search of cozy gossip. This week, we are forever changed by the unholy spectacle that is the "official" Kardashian Christmas portrait.

[New York, December 7. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

[Pax's 7th birthday! Paris, November 28. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding.