It is a truth universally acknowledged that old white men can—generally—say reprehensible things without suffering meaningful consequences. Such is the case with Bill Maher who, on his Friday show, performed a modicum amount of remorse for dropping the n-word last week and will now resume life as usual.
Although it certainly raises the question of precisely what kind of roles Megan Fox will get that involve keeping her clothes on, Megan Fox will be keeping her clothes on in movies for awhile so that her baby son Noah doesn't get teased about it when he gets older:
Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo Boo,'' and so I was like, 'Whoa, does that mean there's Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and I saw a little…