shade court

Well folks, this is it. I now find it difficult to even remember the origins of Shade Court, though I do clearly…

Things change and yet nothing changes, huh? Donald Trump is still president. Pete Souza still is not throwing shade.…

It is officially summer. You probably already knew that and I’m not sure what you’ll do with that information if you…

As it turns out, the LA County courts absurdly do not recognize my judgeship and time serving this illustrious…

How is it that even during this truncated week, it still feels like the longest week ever? Oh yeah, because the…

Although I tried to avoid it, there is a lot of Trump in shade court this week. At a certain, point, I just had to…

Hey, has anyone else had a problem keeping their brain matter from oozing out of their ears and nose over the past…

Hello all, are you tired? I am TIRED. Justice is a difficult road and some people just will not let me have a moment…

Though I love my job as the overseer of this high and judicious court, I’d be lying if I said I haven’t been…

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I’ve been having an extremely frustrating denim experience. I recently ordered a new…

You have my advanced apologies this week for including so many images of terrible men who look like infected stubbed…

Hopefully everyone who read Shade Court last week is still alive and back again today. If that’s the case, it’s good…

Citizens, let me remind you that even your own Judge Brown is not immune to her civic duties. I spent the morning at…

A new month is upon is, I can almost smell the warm summer air and yet for some reason, retailers are trying to sell…

It’s amazing what a nice meal and witnessing the most humiliating moment of Paul Ryan’s life can do for your spirit.…

I haven’t checked, but I’m almost certain Shade Court is the only branch of government still standing. If that’s the…

Well folks, we made it to another Friday. As usual, it felt like it took approximately four-and-a-half months to get…

I have a head cold and a racist Keebler elf crossbred with a lying troll is still the Attorney General of the United…

Some days I look at the young, fresh-faced, curmudgeonly child in the photo above and wonder: how is it possible…