I am almost embarrassed to admit that I didn’t see this coming, but, well...I didn’t: Just in time for the annual surge of predictably sexist Halloween attire, a bright red, sexy handmaiden’s costume.
Last week, Kristen Schaal made everyone pee a little with her hilarious Daily Show spot on the logical evolution of sexy Halloween costumes (as well as her accusation that Jon Stewart "fucks pizzas"). And now, TDS is auctioning off the gorgeous yet somewhat disturbing centerpiece of that segment — the "sexy vagina"…
Halloween was about sex before it was about "trick or treat," and the wonder is that we ever saw it any other way.
Let me start by saying "whoa". Just...whoa.
Ah, Halloween. The time of year when a girl's inner kitty-cat prostitute can run free.
You're fed up with ladies costumes being uniformly "sexy"! To prove it, you sent in photos of outfits that ooze from your nether regions, hide your lingerie under layers of sweaty foam, and make you look like crap... literally.
Sick of seeing ridiculous, stupid "sexy" Halloween costumes for women? Fuck yes, you are. So let's protest the trend by showing off your scariest and/or goofiest unsexy costumes. Lingerie is not welcome here, oh no.
When a reader sent in a picture of this tragic "sexy environmentalist" Halloween costume, I realized that the costume world had truly run out of slutty Halloween ideas. To remedy this, I came up with a few of my own.