Planet Earth Is So Hot And Life-Sustaining Right Now
Sorry, Pluto. You’ll have to take solace in your Dashboard Confessional albums, because NASA just dropped a new, fully…
Over-It Iowa State Rep Reads Sex After Sixty at His Desk During Debate
Rep. Ross Paustian, a Republican from Iowa, is a man of many and varied interests: farming (he's a farmer), state…
Clarinet-Playing Pole Dancer Has A New Christmas Video; You're Welcome
He's in boxers! He's in a sleigh! He's got a wind instrument that he knows how to use with rudimentary skill! He's Paul…
Trick or Treat: Why Not Dress Like a 'Sexy Mom' This Year?
Given that literally all costumes remotely associated with women or girls are run through the Naughty McSexy meter at…
Take a Look at What It's Like to Film a Hollywood Sex Scene
It's probably not a secret that filming a sex scene in front of a bunch of people for a movie is not as sensual and…
Just Because His Name Is Sexy Doesn't Mean He Is
I know what you'll say: Yes, there is such a thing as a sexy name. Names can be sexy, just as words can be sexy! But…
Fifty Shades' Real Problem: Jamie Dornan Is Hotter Than Christian Grey
The Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is upon us, and while it doesn't reveal much from the Red Room of Pain, it does…
You Don't Have to Be French to Be Sexy
Pop quiz: If a woman looks old + sexy and no one is around to validate her, does she still emit a breathy whimper? No…
How to Have Sex While Dressed for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Enormous feathered wings, spiky headdresses, skintight black and white checkered adult jumpsuits, elaborate leather…
Celebrate Slutoween With the Daily Show's Giant Vagina Costume
Last night on the Daily Show, Senior Women's Issues Correspondent Kristen Schaal had some choice words about the steady…
Antibiotic 'Protects' Men From Sneaky Hot Women. Thanks, Scientists!
If you're a rational human man with $13 or more to your name, you probably lie awake at night wondering how to keep…
The Nine Hottest Reasons Why It's Not Hot to Make 'Hot' Lists
I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power…
The Victoria's Secret Sexy List Is Chock-Full Of Skinny Blondes
Its reason and purpose is unclear, but Victoria's Secret has created a list. The 2012 What Is Sexy? List awards…
Sexy Rihanna Is Sexy in Sexy New Video
Here's the newest Rihanna video for "Where Have You Been." The song is what you'd expect (hear one Rihanna song, hear…
The More You Drink, The Sexier You Feel (And the Worse You Look)
Want to feel more attractive? A new study says that a surefire way to boost your confidence is to knock back an…
Sexy Lara Stone's Sexy Calvin Klein Ad Is Sexy
Here is Lara Stone's latest Calvin Klein ad, sure to inspire pearl-clutch-y local news stories across the nation once…
Sexy Student With Sexy Yearbook Picture Has Her Mom's Support
Sydney Spies was on the Today show this morning, discussing the "provocative" photograph that her peers on the…
Sexy Student's Sexy Yearbook Photo Banned for Being Sexy
A Colorado school district is embroiled in sexy, sexy scandal after a senior girl's picture was barred from the pages…
A Sexy Reindeer, Dressed As A Bumblebee
Josh Siegel brings you animal art every Monday. Add your own requests in the comments, and maybe Josh will draw an…
Why It's Important For 9-Year-Old Girls To Be "Sexy"
On last night's episode of Dance Moms, studio owner Abby Lee decided that in order to win competitions, her 8- and…