I know it’s only Monday morning, but why not sit back and crack open a fresh can of Natty Light to welcome in yet another week of absolutely bonkers news. Kicking us off: Blake Shelton is People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2017, according to officer Gossip Cop:
People has rudely bypassed all of Jezebel’s picks for Sexiest Man Alive—even “shirtless Poldark star” and Jason Momoa—and anointed Mr. Posh Spice himself, retired soccer star David Beckham. Sure, fine!
No longer content to name only the sexiest celebrities alive, People magazine has now created a category for "sexiest men who have everyday jobs alive," and Meredith Vieira tracked down a hot history teacher to grill him about being hot. Too bad our teachers were hotter!
Turns out, while People is really good at dentist office waiting room reading material, when it comes to selecting the Sexiest Human Male Specimen Currently Living, they're pretty hit or miss.
Congratulations, Chris Hemsworth.
Oh hello Chris Pratt, it is you on the cover of GQ's December issue, a magazine that has proclaimed you A Man of the Year. (Other covers: Steve Carell, Ansel Elgort, Dave Chappelle, Michael Sam and Shailene Woodley. Interesting.). Which means only one thing: the odds that you will be People's SEXIEST Man Alive are…
Breaking! Apparently, according to Adam Levine, the version of Adam Levine that we're seeing in 2013 is the best version of Adam Levine that has ever been. In high school, he was "delusionally, unreasonably confident," and now he is "a lot less confident." He's on the upswing, you guys. This is the humble, thoughtful…
People magazine really likes sexy men. They also like beautiful people and intriguing people but sexy men – that's where it's at. This year, the sexy man they liked the most is Adam Levine. Congrats Adam! Let's figure out exactly what it is about you and your sexy peers that People likes so much – besides your very…
This is not a test. This is real life. Sorry, Madeleine (and humanity), your worst fears have come true. Adam Levine is officially the sexiest man in the world and there's nothing you can do about it.
Next week, People Magazine will announce 2013's Sexiest Man Alive and — if rumor proves true — the title will go to Adam Levine, a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia.
Turns out, when you've been chosen as People's Sexiest Man Alive, you often get asked to undress by total randos. Usually, you can, as a human being with agency, ignore those requests, but sometimes, when they come from someone as high up and overwhelmingly adored as Ellen DeGeneres (People's Sexiest Lover of…
Two weeks ago, The Onion published a satirical article declaring North Korean despot and king of the butt-shaped haircut Kim Jong Un the "Sexiest Man Alive." And yesterday, a Chinese state newspaper reprinted the piece in its entirety, completely without sarcasm, along with a 55-image slide show of Kim Jong Un posing…
In the spirit of the DASH store vigil for Kim Kardashian's marriage, today a massive crowd of Ryan Gosling fans (okay, about 12 people) gathered outside People magazine headquarters to protest the editors' decision to name Bradley Cooper 2011's Sexiest Man Alive. When we last checked, the year was not 2009 and People…
Every year the baby Jesus himself floats down from the heavens for his version of Rumspringa, takes in a Chippendales show and then stumbles on over to meet with the good people at People magazine to officially anoint the annual Sexiest Man Alive. This year it's … pause for effect … Bradley Cooper! Even those who…
Disappointed that Ryan Reynolds was named People's Sexiest Man Alive? It's time to vote for your personal favorite!
People magazine has named Ryan Reynolds as the Sexiest Man Alive, and yet did not use a picture of him shirtless on the cover. WTF.
People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?!
Breaking!!! Hugh Jackman has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People. We applaud them for this difficult decision, which they say was made because he is all "scruff and biceps" and his role in Australia kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time." Click on the People cover for a bonus pic of Hugh half naked, discussion…
We posted about Matt Damon being named People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive," an honor he didn't even want. And most of you were like, yeah, Matt Damon, he's alright, but when I think sexy, I think of... And the names poured in. Benicio Del Toro! Christian Bale! Adrien Brody! Eric Bana! Oh, and by the way, we totally…