Sex Toy Company Offers Justin Bieber Cold Hard Cash to Turn His Penis Into a Dildo

In “things that should never happen and probably never will” news, Justin Bieber’s oversized member (or “OMG,” as it is referred to among the well-read) has caught the attention of Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company that helps people make fully-functional replicas of their sexual organs. The company is offering Bieber a…