Here’s What Appears to Be Photographic Proof That J.Lo and Drake Are Together Now

Jennifer Lopez and Drake’s rumored relationship has been in the tabloids for a couple weeks now (remember last week’s story about Lopez choosing Drake over $1 million?), but I didn’t believe it until Wednesday morning, after seeing this Instagram photo of them doing the very definition of canoodling in front of... a…

Christina Aguilera Got So Drunk at Seth MacFarlane's Xmas Party That She Almost Fell Into a Tree

Christina Aguilera had a better time at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party than I thought it was possible to have at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party. Page Six’s reporting of the incident is making me incredibly jolly this Tuesday morning, and I wish it were three times as…

Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" Clothes

A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include telling the paparazzi to "freeze to death" and saying that being photographed against your will is like "getting raped." During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere,…

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Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart

Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends…