Here's Your Pre-Halloween Celebrity Costume Party
If you are somebody who spends an inordinate amount of time taking selfies and posting them on the internet for a…
Here’s What Appears to Be Photographic Proof That J.Lo and Drake Are Together Now
Jennifer Lopez and Drake’s rumored relationship has been in the tabloids for a couple weeks now (remember last week’s…
Even Eminem Has Seen Hamilton
In today’s Tweet Beat, Eminem joins every rapper ever in a viewing of Hamilton, Ciara is an unreal human being and…
Christina Aguilera Got So Drunk at Seth MacFarlane's Xmas Party That She Almost Fell Into a Tree
Christina Aguilera had a better time at Seth MacFarlane’s “annual over-the-top” Christmas party than I thought it was…
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing a Book About Rehab, Obviously
Lindsay Lohan, your favorite movie star who no longer does movies (after Christian Slater, obviously), is now doing…
'Family Guy' Kills Off Brian (The Dog)
Last night's episode of Family Guy shocked audiences by killing off the Griffin family's beloved dog Brian—for good.
Beyoncé Hair Update: The Pixie Is Out and The Bob Is In
Just one week after chopping off all her hair and giving everyone — even straight dudes! Even my dad! — an arrhythmia, B…
Dads Is The Worst Show of the Fall TV Season
The show is months from even airing, and already, FOX's Dads is looking to be the most offensive show of the fall…
Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis
The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight…
AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away
While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible…
Oscars Producers Don't Understand Why You Dummies Didn't Get Their Super Smart Boob Jokes
You big dumb whiners — always opening up your big dumb mouths and whining about things! Things like jokes that you…
Jane Fonda Is Not Pumped About the Boob Song
Old school badass Jane Fonda was none too pleased with Seth MacFarlane's "We Saw Your Boobs" jam at the Oscars on…
Sexism Fatigue: When Seth MacFarlane Is a Complete Ass and You Don't Even Notice
A strange thing happened on Sunday night when I watched Seth MacFarlane joke that Zero Dark Thirty is a movie about how…
Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers
A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of …
Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the Oscars
While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar…
Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have…
Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" Clothes
A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include…
Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant Again
Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again…
Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television
Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots…