Gossip News Is Having a Grand Ol' Time Envisioning Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller in Prison 

Now that Abby Lee Miller–Dance Moms’ choreographer whose training tactics include convincing children that they are unloved–reported to prison this morning, tabloids are gleefully imagining her day-to-day life as an inmate. Miller–who’s serving a year-long sentence for bankruptcy fraud–has said that she plans to think…

Reminder: Serena Williams Is in Taylor Swift's Squad (Or Is it the Other Way Around?)

A post on Celebitchy this brisk (in New York City, anyway) Friday morning contains a headline that reads “Taylor Swift expanded her squad to include Dakota Johnson & Serena Williams.” And while it’s true that Swift did hang out with them last night (along with squad regular Cara Delevingne), it’s worth noting that…