You Don't Have Impostor Syndrome
In 1978, clinical psychologists Pauline Clance and Suzanne Imes published a paper, “The Imposter Phenomenon in High…
Potlucks Suck
Potlucks are dumb and bad.
I Put Off Adulthood by Literally Shitting in a Diaper for All My 20s
Goo goo ga ga. I want a memoir deal so let’s talk about how being a grownup is hard! Wah wah wah!
F This Subblog
This is me, the captain, purposefully sailing it into an iceberg. I hope the death of all those aboard is speedy and…
Those Swedes Jack Won His Titanic Tickets from Must Have Been Really Happy to Be Losers
At the beginning of Titanic, Jack (RIP) wins his tickets on the doomed ocean liner from a couple of Swedes named Olaf…
I Love Poot Lovato's Uncredited Cameo In Titanic
FYI: Demi Lovato’s oft-forgotten sister, Poot, gives the best performance in Titanic. Here’s proof!
Jesus, Victoria and Albert, We Get It: You Loved to Fuck
Look at these two. Get a room, already!
Chicken Is a Bad Meat
A lot of people say that chicken is a good meat, but they are wrong. It is a bad meat.
Send Us Your School Papers About Jezebel, the Website You Are Currently Reading
It has come to my attention, though frankly, I should have realized it earlier, that there’s probably plenty of…
Never Forget That James Cameron Left His Fourth Wife So He Could Marry Rose’s Granddaughter
It’s Friday, the last day of Jezebel’s Titanic blog, which is as good a time as any to remind you all that the story of…
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
I was eight years old when Titanic the movie came out. I saw it twice in theaters and, for reasons lost to history,…
How It Really Feels to Be the Only Man at Jezebel
I realized being a man at Jezebel, a feminist blog, would be tough on my first day. After arriving to work in a new…
Jezebel Olympics Day 5: The Office Is Not Great at Basketball
It’s rare to find a blogger who has both intellectual and physical prowess (at least in ball sports), and Thursday’s…
I'm a Stupid Bitch
A lot of talk goes on in the New York media scene about who the stupidest bitch is. For Gawker Media’s 2016 Senior…
We Didn’t Think This Story About a Judge Calling a Nazi a Cunt Would Be Good But We Were So Wrong
We get a lot of tips from our readers here at Jezebel, and sometimes, in all the whirl and hubbub, things fall through…
Root For England (Except for Tom Hiddleston) in the Olympics If You Like Winning, Dummies!!!
England as is in 2016, post-Brexit vote but pre-actual Brexit, is a wild time. Its government is a total shitshow…
Why Do So Many Men Whisper 'Hey' After Fucking You?
If you are a person who has sex with men, you’ve likely encountered this very real phenomenon: After fucking, while…
This Week In Tabloids: Tell Me What Your Dream Tabloid Cover Story Is, and I'll Tell You Mine
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we don’t go to our original magazine store, our recently shuttered backup magazine…
Which Character From the Second Half of Titanic Are You?
Welcome to Titanic Wednesday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.