As the Zika virus continues to scare the shit out of everyone, fertility clinics and sperm banks are trying to adopt safety measures to keep infected sperm out of their supply. Although Zika is primarily spread through mosquito bites, it can also be sexually transmitted and through blood transfusions.
NYPD sergeant Michael Iscenko has just taken first prize in the world of disgusting and assaultive ways to tell someone you like them: When he decided he found a coworker attractive, he splashed her with his semen.
Gaspar Noé’s forthcoming film Love, which premiered at Cannes last month, has already been hailed as “the most sexually explicit film of the year,” featuring a boatload of graphic, unsimulated sex in 3D. Which is especially potent, apparently, when one of the actors ejaculates directly at the camera.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? The world may never know. How many months does it take before a plastic figurine becomes partially "caramelized" in a container of human goo? About eight months. What's the worst part? The smell. The smell. Oh god, the smell.
Miley Cyrus: Singer, actress, performer, artist, ejaculate expert.
They say there is someone out there for everyone. There is also something out there for the everyone's who are dissatisfied with the taste of their partner's semen or vaginal discharge.
To swallow or not to swallow: that is the question. You can only really answer it for yourself, but we aim to help you make that decision an informed one. Here, we list every property found in an average splooge—protein, carbs, fat, cholesterol, etc.—and analyze what it means for you to ingest it in terms of…
Today in HORK: A 20-year-old woman was in Walmart when she "suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg." Soon a 22-year-old man was arrested for throwing semen at the woman. The man "stated he was a loner and gets a thrill" from the act. HORK.
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Howard Stern clears up all those semen rumors, Ian Somerhalder attempts to end a labor strike with a tweet, and the teenage Hailey Baldwin likes her $4 organic juice like she likes her men.
If you thought egg whites were a funky addition to cocktail menus around the country, you ain't seen nothing yet.
People try to sneak lots of miscellaneous contraband into prison, but how often do they try to sneak things that aren't people out of prison? Almost never, probably because the whole point of prison is that it doesn't have anything that anyone wants, except, in the case of Israeli prisons holding Palestinian…
In some parts of the world, there has been a considerable decline in sperm quality and quantity in recent years, according to reports from sperm banks as well as evidence from scientific research. The cause is not yet known, but some are pointing pollutants and a "modern Western lifestyle," which includes cellphones…
Earlier this week, we learned (again) about the restorative elixir of life that is semen, which can, according to spermspert Gordon Gallup, Jr. and his anonymous survey of 293 college women, cure depression, make women smarter and, possibly, fertilize eggs. This is just what semen does, Gallup's survey seemed to…
I hate to break this to you, but if you're a woman capable of ovulating who has, let's say, internalized some semen in the recent past, then...there is semen. In your brain. No, higher. To the right. Right there. Little higher. Yep, got it.
No amount of heavy duty feminism can alleviate the fact that when it comes to child creation, all a guy really must do is not ride a bike too much, ejaculate successfully into a fertile vagina, and then maybe hand out cigars. Meanwhile, the woman spends nine months growing a tiny, helpless proto-human inside her…
A memo entitled "RE: MASTURBATION IN SHOWERS," written by one "P. Rogers," Director of Penn Residential Services, on official University of Pennsylvania letterhead has been circling around Facebook and Twitter today. It reads:
Women have been clued into the fact that their diets affect their fertility for a long while now, but a new study has found that what men are eating might matter just as much. The researchers found that the kinds of fat men ate made a difference in the quality of their sperm. For instance, saturated fat found in the…
Former Miramonte Elementary School teacher Mark Berndt has plead not guilty to 23 counts of lewd acts. Let's remember that he initially aroused suspicion when he tried to develop pictures of children being fed what looks like his semen. His defense should be interesting.
Parents of kids at LA's Miramonte Elementary School are understandably disturbed now that two teachers have been arrested for molesting kids — one for making them taste his semen. Some say the school ignored previous accusations against the teachers. In a high-profile move to restore parent trust, the school is …
