Worlds Collide As Tiffany Trump Sprinkles Rose Petals at Platonic Vegas Wedding of NYC Prep Star

For years, I have been starved for news—any news—related to the short-lived and somewhat under-the-radar 2009 Bravo reality show NYC Prep, which followed a group of awkward, painfully privileged uptown kids pretending to care about cleft palates for their college applications. Today, my friends, we have been given…

Your Next President Donald Trump Is Being Denied His God-Given Secret Service Security Detail 

The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and ruler for life, Donald Trump. Big mistake. Yooge. Because Trump will complain about it for several weeks to anyone in earshot before submitting the request in writing he actually needs to submit to get…