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Two Trump Ladies May Have Acted Out <i>Bodyguard </i>Scenes With Their Actual Bodyguards

Two Trump Ladies May Have Acted Out Bodyguard Scenes With Their Actual Bodyguards

As the last few hundred years of American history have resoundingly proven, cops are not hot. But as the Whitney…

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Trump Went on a Little Hermetically-Sealed Virus Ride, As a Treat

Trump Went on a Little Hermetically-Sealed Virus Ride, As a Treat

President Donald Trump, who is definitely doing really great and not deteriorating at all, decided to leave the…

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10/04/20 9:12PM

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A TMZ Reporter Ratted Out Eminem to the Secret Service Over Trump Lyrics

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A TMZ Reporter Ratted Out Eminem to the Secret Service Over Trump Lyrics

That headline reads like a row in an early aughts-themed word jumble. To unscramble a bit, let us begin here: In…

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10/24/19 8:00PM

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Worlds Collide As Tiffany Trump Sprinkles Rose Petals at Platonic Vegas Wedding of NYC Prep Star

For years, I have been starved for news—any news—related to the short-lived and somewhat under-the-radar 2009 Bravo…

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1/16/18 12:50PM

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Military Personnel on Trump's Asia Trip Reportedly Investigated for 'Improper Contact' With Women

The Washington Post reports that three military personnel are facing allegations of “improper contact with foreign…

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11/22/17 10:20AM

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The Secret Service Is Out of Money Because of Trump's Big Stupid Family

Donald Trump loves traveling, maintaining a lot of properties, sending his kids abroad on Very Important business…

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8/21/17 11:10AM

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Member of Mike Pence's Secret Service Detail Suspended For Soliciting Sex Worker

Guarding Vice President Mike Pence, a hollow gourd filled with asbestos fibers, is probably a tedious slog of…

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4/06/17 10:05AM

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The Secret Service Requests Additional $60 Million to Protect the Country's Least Valuable Asset

According to internal agency documents obtained by the Washington Post, the US Secret Service has requested an…

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Joanna Rothkopf

3/22/17 12:33PM

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Donald Trump Is Still Employing a Private and Sometimes Violent Security Team

Before the election, crusty Jello mold Donald Trump employed an enormous group of aggressive private security…

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12/19/16 10:35AM

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Imagine Getting Stiffed on Overtime Spent Guarding Donald Trump's Life

Jean-Paul Sartre theorized hell is other people, which this election has certainly proved true, but a new report…

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Gabrielle Bluestone

10/26/16 10:35AM

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Report: Bunch of Trump Fans Heading Back to Their Cars to Hide Their Vapes Before the Rally

BuzzFeed’s Charlie Warzel is on the ground outside the site of Trump’s Ohio rally, where people are apparently both…

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Gabrielle Bluestone

9/01/16 11:25AM

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Sanders' Secret Service Detail Costs Taxpayers $38,000 Every Day He Continues His Campaign

Bernie Sanders has a team of Secret Service agents who go with him everywhere. They protect him from potential enemy…

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6/20/16 10:10AM

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Petition Forces Secret Service to Clarify They Won't Allow Guns at the RNC

The Secret Service has been forced to tell everybody that no, they won’t allow guns on the floor of the Republican…

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How Did the Secret Service Choose Ben Carson's Awful Code Name?

Weeks after grousing that the Secret Service was refusing to protect him due to his Republicanism, both aggravated…

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11/10/15 5:35PM

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Your Next President Donald Trump Is Being Denied His God-Given Secret Service Security Detail

The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and…

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10/16/15 10:45AM

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Secret Service Apologizes for Denying Cancer-Stricken Kids Access to Park

The Secret Service has apologized after herding hundreds of parents and children out of Washington DC’s Lafayette…

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Man Who Threatened to Lynch Obama Doesn't Get Why People Say He's Racist

Jeff Gullickson was very upset when Obama joined Twitter. So upset, in fact, that he immediately fired off a few…

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Secret Service Not Alone, DEA Also Had 'Sex Parties' In Colombia

The Department of Justice released a report on Thursday slamming the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) for…

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Collier Meyerson

3/27/15 10:45AM

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Prostitution Scandal-Mired White House Employee Got Ironic Promotion

Last night, the Washington Post reported that the White House is much more involved in the Secret Service's…

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Erin Gloria Ryan

10/09/14 12:30PM

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Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned and Joseph Clancy, former Special Agent in Charge of the Presidential Protective Division, will take her place on an interim basis. Full statement from the Department of Homeland Security after the jump. Read more

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10/01/14 3:25PM

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