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President Donald Trump, who is definitely doing really great and not deteriorating at all, decided to leave the…
Oct 24 2019
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That headline reads like a row in an early aughts-themed word jumble. To unscramble a bit, let us begin here: In…
Jan 16 2018
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For years, I have been starved for news—any news—related to the short-lived and somewhat under-the-radar 2009 Bravo…
Nov 22 2017
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The Washington Post reports that three military personnel are facing allegations of “improper contact with foreign…
Aug 21 2017
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Donald Trump loves traveling, maintaining a lot of properties, sending his kids abroad on Very Important business…
Apr 6 2017
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Guarding Vice President Mike Pence, a hollow gourd filled with asbestos fibers, is probably a tedious slog of…
Mar 22 2017
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According to internal agency documents obtained by the Washington Post, the US Secret Service has requested an…
Dec 19 2016
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Before the election, crusty Jello mold Donald Trump employed an enormous group of aggressive private security…
Oct 26 2016
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Jean-Paul Sartre theorized hell is other people, which this election has certainly proved true, but a new report…
Sep 1 2016
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BuzzFeed’s Charlie Warzel is on the ground outside the site of Trump’s Ohio rally, where people are apparently both…
Jun 20 2016
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Bernie Sanders has a team of Secret Service agents who go with him everywhere. They protect him from potential enemy…
Mar 28 2016
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The Secret Service has been forced to tell everybody that no, they won’t allow guns on the floor of the Republican…
Nov 10 2015
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Weeks after grousing that the Secret Service was refusing to protect him due to his Republicanism, both aggravated…
Oct 16 2015
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The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and…
Sep 21 2015
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The Secret Service has apologized after herding hundreds of parents and children out of Washington DC’s Lafayette…
Jun 4 2015
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Jeff Gullickson was very upset when Obama joined Twitter. So upset, in fact, that he immediately fired off a few…
Mar 27 2015
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The Department of Justice released a report on Thursday slamming the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) for…
Oct 9 2014
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Last night, the Washington Post reported that the White House is much more involved in the Secret Service's…
Oct 1 2014
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On Monday, invalid human Laura Ingraham indicated that she believed the White House's current security issues …