Fresh off his terrible poem about why #MeToo is bad, Sean Penn is back with more thoughts on why #MeToo is bad.

So, Sean Penn wrote a thing.

In a pair of stops on his press tour for a novel called—excuse me while I mainline four shots of tequila—Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff: A Novel, Sean Penn behaved like an asshole who skims one nonfiction book a year and uses every single opportunity (usually at parties) to tell people about how essential it was. This…

Like so many journalists before him, Sean Penn is writing a novel.

Sean Penn’s less-than-stellar stab at journalism is looking worse, now that Mexican actor Kate del Castillo–who helped facilitate his El Chapo meeting–claims that they banged after the trip. “It was just business,” she tells People. “And sex,” she adds.

Charlize Theron went on The Howard Stern Show Wednesday to talk about Atomic Blonde—her new movie that looks like John Wick but with a badass but secretly very sad blonde woman instead of a badass but secretly very sad brunette man—and was asked about her romantic life.

Unfortunately, it’s proving very difficult to identify the robbers who broke into Kim Kardashian’s Paris apartment, stole her jewelry, and left her bound and gagged in the bathtub.

As we learned yesterday, everyone has a type. Some types—such as Leonardo DiCaprio’s—are more notable because of their quantity and frequency, while other types are notable because they may or may not be genetically carried.

Formerly engaged couple Sean Penn and Charlize Theron shared appropriate levels of affection on the red carpet while leaving the premiere of The Last Face on Friday.

After quoting Spicoli in court papers and referring to Sean Penn’s defamation lawsuit against him as “bogus,” Empire creator Lee Daniels has changed his tune and decided to settle.

Every woman goes through a period of life where she either has a beard or is a beard and Adele is no different.

Last June, it was reported that Charlize Theron, alleged human, broke up with Sean Penn, garbage human, by “ghosting” him. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, to ghost someone is to break up with them by simply disappearing. No sit-downs, no phone calls, no Post-its—just...nothing. And the thought of Theron…

Waitress, a story about an unhappy server with a talent for pies and an unexpected baby on the way, opens on Broadway in April (it’s based on the excellent movie of the same name). And it’s the first all-female led musical since 1984.

As Rita Hayworth famously said, “Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.” Apparently, fugitive Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, lured Kate del Castillo to the jungle because he had an infatuation with her character Teresa Mendoza of La Reina del Sur. When will men learn to distinguish the real woman…

One of the more unbelievable capers in modern journalism is, of course, that an A-list actor was dispatched by the editor-in-chief of a formerly gonzo music magazine to secretly interview the fugitive mastermind of a deadly Mexican drug cartel, for an interview that he was allowed to pre-approve before publication.…

After escaping from prison last summer, Mexico’s most powerful drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman surely found himself with a busy schedule trying to run the Sinaloa cartel and also stay out of prison. It appears that he also had time to undergo surgery for a testicular implant: as befits a man running a large…

One of Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán’s lawyers is saying that Sean Penn fabricated a quote in his famed Rolling Stone interview with the drug kingpin. “It’s a lie, absurd speculation from Mr Penn,” attorney Juan Pablo Badillo told Reuters.

Kate del Castillo, the Mexican actress who helped arrange Sean Penn’s Rolling Stone interview with Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, took to social media to speak up about the recent events. In both Spanish and English tweets, Castillo wrote: “Thank you for your support over the past few days. Not surprisingly, many have…

Sean Penn might’ve met with famed Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman in the fall for a Rolling Stone interview without notifying the proper authorities looking for the escaped convict but his actions, while dick-ish, were not illegal.