Every animal screams because screaming is fun; every animal is capable of recognizing screams because suffering is universal and we will all eventually die alone.
Imagine the level of calm needed to deal with a crying newborn in one ear and DJ Khaled screaming “Another one!” in the other. If only we could be blessed with the patience of his fiancée, Nicole Tuck.
Take seven seconds out of your morning to watch this sheep make the kind of noise that Robin Williams got millions of dollars to make about 15 times in Mrs. Doubtfire. SOMEONE RESCUE THIS SHEEP FROM ITSELF.
Holy cannoli! Somebody had a little too much Mountain Dew with Christmas breakfast. Either that or this child-banshee is going to grow up to be the next Steve Jobs, because he is really, really excited about getting that iPod touch. Yes, he's maybe so into it that he seems slightly unstable, but back in the day…
Today, Oprah aired part two of her Favorite Things episode. The audience was filled with people who knew that Oprah had just taped her "last" Favorite Things episode, and assumed that they weren't getting anything. They were wrong!
Today Oprah surprised an audience of "givers" with her last-ever Favorite Things show. Watch grown men cried over cashmere blankets, women screaming in ecstasy, and one person mouth, "I'm gonna drop dead." (Oprah literally had medics in the aisles.)