Oct 26
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A Trump official from the Department of Health and Human Services reportedly offered Santa Claus performers early…
Oct 23
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For the first time in 159 years, the coronavirus pandemic has forced the big guy in the red suit to cancel his visits
Dec 9 2019
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I have never done cocaine, despite the hell world we live in pushing me to towards just about every substance or…
Dec 22 2018
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First radio stations got too soft to play “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” the holiday classic that’s either about sexual…
Dec 23 2016
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Every year for over four decades a black Santa in New Orleans nicknamed the 7th Ward Santa Claus makes photo rounds…
Dec 10 2015
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Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang…
Dec 4 2015
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This cool-ass Santa Claus in downtown Portland is a quote-unquote hipster with a man bun who wears a Drake-approved…
Oct 16 2015
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A 68-year-old man who legally changed his name to Santa Claus has been elected to the city council in North Pole,…
Dec 19 2014
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Dec 26 2013
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Holiday anecdote: this year, Santa brought me a rape whistle.
Dec 17 2013
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Photoshopping and airbrushing in advertisements is so ubiquitous that it's expected. But every once in awhile, an ad…
Dec 16 2013
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Somebody call Fox News and make sure Megyn Kelly is sitting down, because the Germans have a bone to pick with Santa…
Dec 12 2013
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Fox News' Megyn Kelly is pretty annoyed about Slate writer Aisha Harris' thoughtful essay "Santa Claus Should Not Be…
Dec 23 2012
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Ah, folklore. The ancient art of storytelling in order to explain as-yet mysterious natural phenomena (i.e.…
Dec 16 2012
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CATANIA, ITALY - DECEMBER 16: Players of Catania celebrate after the Serie A match between Calcio Catania and UC…
Dec 10 2012
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Look, if you think your 10-year-old still believes in Santa Claus, you are stupid. Or maybe your kid is. Take your…
Dec 9 2012
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Sugar Bear, the patriarch of Clan Boo Boo, almost ruined Christmas forever for some unlucky children by having a bit…
Nov 28 2012
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We no longer have to lie to kids about Santa Claus because it turns out the kind-hearted giant is alive and kicking…
Dec 21 2011
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While installing central heating in his Dublin, Ireland home, John Byrne found a letter to Santa Claus written in…