Ocean’s 8 Is Too Easy, Too Perfect, and Too Hard to Root For

When Sandra Bullock’s character, Debbie Ocean, gets out of prison in the new Ocean’s 8 movie, her hair looks great. Granted, once released on parole and out in the real world, Debbie (sister to Danny, of the eponymous Ocean’s Eleven) wears her hair pin-straight—but when she’s pleading with parole officers for a chance…

Taylor Swift's New Song Provides Plenty of Dull Details About Rumored Boyfriend Joe Alwyn

Taylor Swift has released a new song from her forthcoming album Reputation, and it suggests she has already moved past the whole embrace the snake/“the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now because she’s dead” thing she began with “Look What You Made Me Do.” It’s called “Call It What You Want,” and I’m here to…

A Man Has Joined the Cast of Ocean's Eight, But at Least He's the Villain

When the all-female reboot of the Ocean’s franchise was announced earlier this year, I had high hopes. There could be a strong, powerful woman as Danny Ocean’s sister who recruits only women! A female screenwriter! A female director! Feminine idioms and phrases (i.e. “lady luck,” “a mother of a con”) whenever…

Everything We Learned From These Photos of Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett Filming Ocean's 8

We have covered Ocean’s 8 (previously known as Ocean’s Ocho) pretty aggressively here at Jezebel, and who could blame us! The cast of the all-woman reboot, is led by Oscar winners Sandra Bullock (she’s rumored to play Danny Ocean’s sister) and Cate Blanchett, while Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson,…

Sandra Bullock Is Starring In an All-Woman Ocean's 11, Cate Blanchett May Join, and I Need To Sit Down

Do you remember that scene in Love, Actually when Emma Thompson has a controlled breakdown in her bedroom after discovering that her husband (played by the late Alan Rickman) is cheating on her? She paces back and forth in front of her marriage bed, hyperventilating, unsure of what to do with herself or her heart—much…

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after taking Thanksgiving week off, we head to the new magazine shop filled with mean employees only to discover that—surprise, surprise—they don’t have any of the tabloids out in the morning, which forces us to schlep to another neighborhood in the rain to the reliable magazine…

Sandra Bullock's Latest, Our Brand Is Crisis, Has Worst Opening of Her Career 

Sandra Bullock’s latest movie, Our Brand Is Crisis, had the worst opening of her career. The Hollywood Reporter notes that the political “dramedy” opened yesterday with only $1.1 million in sales and an estimated projection of $3.3 million for the weekend. Critics have not been kind to the film which was a “passion…