In today's Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son is being a weird kid, Sandra Bernhard has found the name of her new book and Anna Kendrick has got us dreaming of a Hollywood alternate history.

Kelly Rowland's "Dirty Laundry," a slow ballad about the dark side of fame, her competition with Beyoncé and how it was linked to Rowland's abusive relationship, puts its listeners through the emotional wringer — so you can only imagine how intense it is for her to perform it live.

Here's some badasses at the Tribeca Film Festival's Women's Filmmaker Brunch today in NYC.

Today, the Center for Reproductive Rights has launched a star-heavy initiative called Draw the Line, which controversially asserts that women are people who should be able to make decisions about their own bodies. It seems crazy that we've arrived at a place where this is a necessary thing that we have to tell our…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Piper Palin is sick of all the bullshit, Sandra Bernhard recounts the first time she met Courtney Love, and apparently, horses can get herpes.

Today in Tweet Beat, Johnny Weir has given up on underwear. Plus, Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin hang out in costume.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Joan Rivers, Judith Regan and Michael McKean chime in on Arnold's scandal. Plus, Ke$ha is working on making a necklace out of fans' teeth.

Today in Tweet Beat, James Franco is trying to make everyone fall in love with him with this picture. Plus, Lily Allen gets upset about Kanye's abortion comment.

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is blaming the tabloid media for comments she made about product placement in Britney Spears' video "Hold it Against Me." Also, Cher is pissed about Burlesque number getting cut from Oscars opening.

Today in Tweet Beat, everyone has an opinion (or a one-liner) about Egypt. Plus, 50 Cent gets rape-y.

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Colbert gets inventive this holiday season. Plus, celebs react to the breakup of Scarlett and Ryan.

Today in Tweet Beat, we understand Kelly Bensimon's view a little better, Teresa Giudice meets Santa Claus, and Bow Wow is extremely hot.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone gets an ominous total at checkout, haters gonna hate, and it's Thong Thursday again for Coco.

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)

Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is psyched about marrying Russell Brand, Lily Allen is having anxiety at the supermarket, and Teresa Giudice shares the family Halloween costumes, past and present.

Today in Tweet Beat, nobody is fond of Carl Paladino after his derisive comments about gays. Plus, Teresa Giudice bought a new shirt.

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Fry says that Twitter isn't making people dumber, 50 Cent proves that he's dumb with or without Twitter, and Erika Christensen has a run-in with Stephen Baldwin.

Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is acting like an asshole. In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow. Plus, 50 Cent hates spellcheckers.