Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.…

A Proposal Any Little Girl Would Love.

Sadie Stein

12/30/10 6:00pm

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Hef proposed to Crystal Harris with a ring in a Little Mermaid music box.

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Kim Kardashian Is Recording An Album

Margaret Hartmann

11/01/10 7:12pm

158

In a totally predicable career move, Kim Kardashian has started recording an album. It seems Kim wants to be a pop star, thus proving that she has talent for something other than making sexyface and gabbing about her family.

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Demure Duds At The Toronto Film Fest

Sadie Stein

9/16/10 10:30am

When the geese head south, the stars head north: to Canada, for the Toronto Film Festival.

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Angelina On Playing Man's Role; Charlie "Pulls A Britney," Shaves Head

Margaret Hartmann

4/15/10 7:40pm

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In the new Entertainment Weekly, Angelina Jolie says of taking Tom Cruise's role in Salt, "Hopefully we've succeeded in making her more emotionally complex and physically meaner. We expect different things from men and from women, both emotionally and physically...

Ryan's Tired Of Taking Flak For Reese; Steven Sued For Assault, Trafficking

Margaret Hartmann

4/12/10 7:40pm

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Today on Howard Stern's radio show Ryan Phillippe said, "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese Witherspoon and I divorced. I'm tired of getting shit on, I don't feel like I deserve it..."

Lady Gaga Chooses Celibacy; RPatz Doesn't Really Hate Vaginas

Margaret Hartmann

3/01/10 7:40pm

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Lady Gaga says she's decided "to be single at this point in my life because I don't have the time to get to know anybody. And you know what? It's OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate."

Lindsay Admits To Cocaine Abuse; Was J.Lo Dropped From Her Label?

Margaret Hartmann

2/22/10 7:30pm

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In a lengthy interview with The Sun, Lindsay Lohan discusses her drug abuse history, saying her father talking to the press made her hit "rock bottom" and, "I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances."

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Dangerous Beauty At CK's After-Party

Sadie Stein

2/19/10 10:30am

The front row of Calvin Klein's show is always star-studded, and the afterparty was no exception. Naomi Watts, Kate Bosworth, Helena Christensen, Kerry Washington, Rachel Zoe, Leigh Lezark and many more dressed in their minimalist best to fete Francisco Costa.

Rosie Calls Elisabeth A Twat Swat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."

Margaret Hartmann

8/13/09 7:00pm

While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!

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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed

Dodai Stewart

7/08/09 9:00am

Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]

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Reese Witherspoon Isn't Sure If She'll Buy Her Kid A Horse For Christmas This Year

Hortense Smith

11/30/08 10:00am

Reese Witherspoon is "a little strict" about her kids' Christmas presents, in order to ensure that they won't grow up super-spoiled. "I think kids do best when they only have a couple of things that they really enjoy," Witherspoon says, "I try and stay away from the gluttony of things. They don't appreciate it as…

Stop-Loss Style Stops Us In Our Tracks

Jennifer

3/21/08 10:30am

Last night in New York, GQ hosted a screening of Kimberly Peirce's upcoming film on the involuntary extension of American soldiers' tours in Iraq Stop-Loss. Sure, the film's lead Ryan Philippe, left, turned up looking less douchey than usual, but the rest of the outfits were all over the place. While the models (Irina…