Today’s Best Celebrity Gossip Is About Ryan Cabrera and Avril Lavigne. How Did That Happen?

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. This isn’t what I wanted to show you all on a Friday morning, but it’s all I have to work with. Though typically lush rainforests of celebrity news, my treasured gossip sites are deserts this morning, and the only two creatures clinging to life on their cracked earth are Ryan Cabrera and Avril…

Hold All My Calls This Summer, Because I'll Be Seeing Dream, O-Town and Ryan Cabrera Perform

Yes, the magically named My2k Tour (if you don’t get it, you will soon) is being headlined by 98 Degrees, but I think we all know why we’re going: to see if Ryan Cabrera and Nick Lachey will make jokes about dating the Simpson sisters, or how gross O-Town will be performing “Liquid Dreams,” or validate our feelings…