On a Sunday night, a body plummets into the Hudson River. As soon as the man hits the water, dozens of faces press against the window panes on the lower level of the Circle Line Sightseeing Cruise, the boat from which the man leapt. Someone tosses a flotation device in his direction, and he freestyle-strokes to the…
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. This isn’t what I wanted to show you all on a Friday morning, but it’s all I have to work with. Though typically lush rainforests of celebrity news, my treasured gossip sites are deserts this morning, and the only two creatures clinging to life on their cracked earth are Ryan Cabrera and Avril…
Yes, the magically named My2k Tour (if you don’t get it, you will soon) is being headlined by 98 Degrees, but I think we all know why we’re going: to see if Ryan Cabrera and Nick Lachey will make jokes about dating the Simpson sisters, or how gross O-Town will be performing “Liquid Dreams,” or validate our feelings…
One Direction stopped by America’s strangest daytime talk show to play Never Have I Ever with Ellen DeGeneres on Tuesday. When she asked who’s hooked up with a fan, the only band member to reveal “I HAVE” on his paddle was Harry Styles.
People take tattoos seriously to varying degrees. Some think that anything you commit to your skin forever should have a significance, others think that it should just be visually appealing and then — way out there on the fringe — there's sort of-celebrity Ryan Cabrera who got Ryan Gosling's face tattooed on his calf…
