The Symbolic Victory We Lost
To grow up a girl in the 1990s was to stew in a particularly rich pot of misogyny and, for some of us, to have one’s…
Rush Limbaugh Praises Ted Cruz's Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent
Rush Limbaugh, like an evil dad in a sports movie giving his antagonist son a stern sideline pep talk, has claimed that…
Rush Limbaugh Pretty Sure NASA Is Just 'Muslim Outreach' Now, Thanks Obama
Earlier this week, wheezing reddened pile of bagpipes Rush Limbaugh objected to the news that there’s liquid water on…
Water On Mars? More Like Sneaky 'Leftist Agenda,' Argues Rush Limbaugh
You may have heard the news today that NASA discovered flowing water on the surface of Mars. Fascinating discovery,…
Rush Limbaugh Watched Street Harassment Video, Saw Men Being Polite
Rush Limbaugh spends many hours each day in a confined space, talking and talking and talking into a microphone,…
Rush Limbaugh Thinks Obama's Trying to Punish White People with Ebola
Today in great theories from reasonable people who always arrive with at level-headed conclusions: Rush Limbaugh…
Idiotic and Inappropriate Reactions to the Malaysia Airlines Tragedy
Chances are, when hearing the news yesterday about Malaysia Airlines plane being shot down over Ukraine, killing all…
Trans Woman Calls Into Rush Limbaugh's Show, Teachable Moment Occurs
After listening to Rush Limbaugh discuss the historic Time cover featuring Laverne Cox, a trans woman called in to…
'Kids' Vote to Give Rush Limbaugh a Children's Book Award
Radio personality, New York Times bestselling writer, provocateur. Now, Rush Limbaugh has a new turd jewel to add to…
Sandra Fluke Acknowledges Rush Limbaugh Put Her in the Limelight
Sandra Fluke is a shrewd social justice attorney and soon-to-be candidate for the California Senate. And she's already…
Rush Limbaugh Thinks The Polar Vortex Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
Oh Jesus Christ. In news I couldn't make up if I was four days into an Ambien and LSD-induced fugue state, fucking Rush…
Women Are 'Nothing But Abortion Machines' Sputters Rush Limbaugh
Thrice-divorced, pill-abusing "conservative" Rush Limbaugh has a real problem with the loose morals of American women,…
Rush Limbaugh Has Written a Terrible Magic School Bus Rip-Off for Kids
Since Rush Limbaugh can do very little that is not worthy of immediate and unstinting public ridicule, he has gone…
Rush Limbaugh: 'The Oprah' Was Snubbed Cuz She's Too Fat To Look Rich
This is one of those "BREAKING: Water Is Wet" items, but your seventh grade BFF Rush Limbaugh who moved to, like,…
New Dumb Theory: Huma Stays With Anthony Weiner Because Islam
There sure have been a lot of newly minted Islam experts popping up in the past week — and in the places you'd least…
Rush Limbaugh Offers His Huma Abedin Theory, and It’s Pretty Awful
We have a new contender for the ignominious title “Worst Perspective on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner’s Marriage,” and…
Fat Substance Abuser Rush Limbaugh Calls Lesbians Fat Substance Abusers
Third Rate Sad Wang Rush Limbaugh took it to the next bullshit level when he spoke some truly insane nonsense about…
Ryan Gosling 'Taking a Break from Acting' to Spend More Time Tousling the Hair of Orphans
He's just going to be, you know, hanging out at the mall reuniting lost kids with their parents and then giving them a…
Rush Limbaugh: 'You Know How to Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With a Gun.'
Man of the world Rush Limbaugh ran his mouth off again on his ridiculous radio show, this time talking about how to…
Only John Cusack Has the Power to Make Rush Limbaugh Seem Human
[John] Cusack is a slender, dark-haired 46-year-old, while [Rush] Limbaugh is 61, balding and portly. But Hollywood's…