Please Make Sex and the City 3 Now, So We Can Know How Big Dies
There’s no chance we’re getting a Sex and the City 3 movie, thanks to Kim Cattrall’s perfectly reasonable decision to le…
We Might Have to Go a Whole Year without J-Law
Here's a horrible rumor that might actually ruin your day (sorry) — Jennifer Lawrence might be taking a whole year off…
Justin Bieber Won't Take DUI Plea Deal Because Drug Testing
Justin Bieber is prepared to reject a plea deal prosecutors have offered in his Miami Beach drunk drag racing…
Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Berlin Press Conference
Shia LaBeouf, that dust devil of celebrity angst, swirled out of a press conference in Berlin for Lars von Trier's new…
Canadian Rapscallion Justin Bieber Should Be Deported, Says American Guy
Justin Bieber, the Menace from Manitoba, the Villain of Vancouver, the Cretin in Calgary, the Lawbreaker from London…
Apparent Stalker Arrested Creeping Around Selena Gomez's House
Being a celebrity is probably awesome about 85 percent of the time. Then there's the time you spend fending off…
North Korea Pitchman Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab
Clutching a badly frayed passport and a Nike duffel, former rebounding legend and Michael Jordan acquaintance Dennis…
Madonna and Adele Will Team Up to Write Ballads for Old People
Put all your plans on hold and start rearranging your future schedule around the release of an entire album of…
Did Stephen Moyer Accidentally Spill the Beans on a True Blood Movie?
Let us ponder this rumor with a quietly shitting Eric Northman. If you've hung in there with True Blood this far,…
Detectives Really Want Justin Bieber to Be Charged with Felony Egging
Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber allegedly savaged a neighbor's house with chicken ovulation, which was probably both…
Here’s Your Daily Dose of Wild Wonder Woman Speculation
It's Sunday, the Earth is revolving around our faithful yellow star even as it bombards us with ultraviolet radiation,…
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing a Book About Rehab, Obviously
Lindsay Lohan, your favorite movie star who no longer does movies (after Christian Slater, obviously), is now doing…
Susan Boyle Says She's Been Diagnosed with Asperger's
Susan Boyle, of the spotlight-stealing Boyles, revealed in a recent interview with The Observer that she's been…
The Great Nick Cannon Jewelry Heist Sounds Like It Was Super-Easy
Desperate to hang out with OMG NICK CANNON STAR OF DRUMLINE, a bag of jewelry from Fred Segal (a fancy store) agreed to…
Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering
Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a…
Unlike His Collaborator Barneys, Jay Z Wants to Avoid 'Snap Judgments'
People are pretty frustrated that Jay Z hasn't yet ended his clothing deal with Barneys New York in the wake of allegati…
Justin Bieber Touched a Stripper's Butt with His Wizard Fingers
Yesterday, we all learned that Justin Bieber isn't just an incredibly rich and expertly-coiffed pop star — he's also…
Vanity Fair May Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Extramarital Gooping
A new sodium-laced report about the GOOP-y bombshell Vanity Fair is about to drop in its Gwyneth Paltrow cover story…
Rihanna's Slow Loris Selfie Leads to Arrest of Exotic Animal Sellers
It was really just a matter of time before Rihanna's notorious Instagram account helped police solve an international…
An Ornery Jon Gosselin Allegedly Fired 'Warning Shot' at Photographer
Not only has Jon "Davy Crockett" Gosselin dropped off the grid somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, there's a rumor going…