Crime Time for Don Jr.?
The government’s still shut down, and coincidentally my body feels like it’s shutting down!
How Long Can You Listen to Rudy Giuliani Going 'Hehe he He hHehEh HEhehehe Hehehe he?'
Ten seconds? Three seconds? Until a banshee appears from the darkness and pulls you into the void, screaming the entire…
Rudy Giuliani Says He Was Not Asked for Comment on Whether or Not He's a Baby Wearing Diapers
Rudy Giuliani, a restless ghoul who haunts the White House, does not trust the New York Times or, for that matter, any…
Rudy Giuliani Just Said 'Truth Isn't Truth'
This would be a scene out of teen dystopia fiction if it weren’t the most ghastly pants-crapping in the history of telev…
Sean Hannity Removes the Middle Man
Sean Hannity, who routinely gives Donald Trump’s lawyers uninterrupted airtime to say whatever they want, will on…
Rudy Giuliani Has a Lot of Time on His Hands
- Rudy Giuliani, a spittle-flecked man with MANY OPINIONS YA GOTTA HEAH, is working the pundit circuit because he has…
It Seems Another Woman Has Had Sex With Rudy Giuliani, Unfortunately
Another day. Another day!
Rudy Giuliani Has Some More Thoughts About Porn and Feminism
The president’s lawyer would like to clarify something he said about Stormy Daniels. On Wednesday, Rudy Giuliani said:…
Rudy Giuliani Expresses Major Misconception About Booing, Love
Rudy Giuliani isn’t just a career politician, he’s Trump’s lawyer, so no I don’t take much stock on what he has to say,…
Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani's Tips For Getting Your Ultimate Summer Body
It’s almost June, and we all know what that means—beach weather! Naturally, the president is interested in achieving…
Please Enjoy This Video of New Yorkers Booing Rudy Giuliani on His Birthday
Former New York City mayor and current President Trump minion Rudy Giuliani received a barrage of boos at a Yankee game…
Your Look for Summer Is Business Dirtbag
The sun is shining. The heat is thick. Raw, frantic sensuality pulses through the air. Summer has arrived, and with it,…
Oh No, Rudy Giuliani Says the Mueller Probe Might End by September, Trump Will Get so Bored!
Rudy Giuliani, who keeps popping up on my TV no matter how many times I spray it with Raid, is now heading Donald…
President Trump Is Going to Study Super, Super Hard for His Mueller Interview This Summer
School will soon be in session for President Trump as he prepares for an potentially impending interview with Special…
Rudy, You Fuckin' Dumbass
Rudy Giuliani loves to pride himself on how he’s the savior of New York—even though he set up the city for its eventual …
Please Don't Insult Rudy Giuliani, a Literal Knight Who Is 'Wide Awake,' by Suggesting He Drinks Too Much
When MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough suggested on Tuesday that Rudy Giuliani over-indulges in the liquor department (he said…