SHOCKING: Kate Middleton Drove a Car
Breaking news from London!!!!
These Wax Figures of Harry and Meghan Are the Last Thing You See Before You Die, I'm Sorry
Time to set your affairs in order, now that you have laid eyes upon these truly chilling wax figures of Harry and…
Meghan Markle's Dad Just Keeps Talking: "The Royals Have Done Far Worse Things"
Thomas Markle cannot stop telling the paparazzi how mad at him Meghan is for continuing to talk to the paparazzi. But…
The BBC Is Making a Musical Comedy About Meghan Markle
The BBC has announced “The Sixth In Line to be King and I,” a musical comedy about the life of Meghan Markle and…
Unwrapping the Beef: Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton's Maybe-Fake Feud
No doubt you’ve heard the news: ROYAL FEUD! According to the notoriously bloodthirsty British tabloids, anyway.
Don't Worry, Kate and Meghan WILL Spend Christmas Together
With the entire world looking on, willing four grown people they’ve never met to fully embody a made-for-TV holiday…
Prince Harry Reportedly Feels 'Imprisoned' in Kensington Palace
In a nice callback to Queen Victoria’s dismal childhood cooped up in the joint, Prince Harry apparently feels…
Harry and Meghan Are Moving to 'Frogmore' Cottage, Away from Will and Kate
Harry and Meghan are abandoning the royal hive of Kensington Palace in favor of Windsor and Frogmore Cottage, which is…
Prince Charles Has Squirrels Running Around His House???
Prince William says that Prince Charles straight-up lets squirrels run around Birkhall, his home in Scotland. Also, he…
'I'm Not That Stupid,' Prince Charles Assures the United Kingdom
In a program marking his 70th birthday, Prince Charles has assured the United Kingdom that he won’t meddle in politics…
Prince Charles Is Definitely the Type to Say 'I Told You So' Over and Over Until You Scream
The young royals get the lion’s share of the global adulation, but unless he dies before his mother, Prince Charles is…
This Week in Tabloids: Charles and Camilla Are Royally Fucked!
What a terrible time to be alive. Except for today. Because it is Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup…
Here's Meghan, Tossing a Welly
Time to check in with Harry and Meghan as their royal tour winds down; the pair have made their way to New Zealand,…
The Queen's Last Corgi Has Died (For Real This Time)
The last of Queen Elizabeth’s famous corgis has died—really this time.
Meghan Markle Keeps Ruining My Birthday With Her Beautiful Milestones
I am charmed by Meghan Markle. I was one of those people who couldn’t care less about the royal family and then she…
This Week in Tabloids: She's Fucking Pregnant!!!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup. This week, everyone’s freaking out about Meghan Markle’s…
Pretty Sure This Koala Is an Anti-Monarchist
In 1999, Australia held a referendum on whether to become a republic, deciding whether to chuck out Queen Elizabeth II…
Meghan Markle Is Pregnant
Good morning! Meghan Markle is pregnant. It’s official, it’s confirmed, and they’re past the three-month mark.
Weary Child Shines at Royal Wedding 3
Kensington Palace & co went balls-out on #RoyalWedding 3, an event aired on ITV (BBC passed) for the diehard royal…
Princess Eugenie's Royal Wedding, Reviewed As Part of the TLC Wedding Canon
The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a massive, international media event that garnered top-tier news…