Royals Sucked Into Social Media Fandom Troll Hell
Kensington Palace is being dragged, fingernails scrabbling hopelessly at the marble floors, into the great fiery…
Prince Philip Is Sorry About That Car Crash
It’s pretty common legal advice not to apologize after a car wreck (at least in America), since it might allow…
Let Us Survey the Current Claimants to the Totally Defunct Throne of France
Earlier this week, Henri d’Orléans, Count of Paris, died at the age of 85. This throws the question of the rightful…
Prince Philip Flipped His Range Rover, Should Maybe Consider Hanging Up His Keys
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, grandfather-in-law to America’s very own Duchess Meghan…
Meghan Markle Met Rescue Dogs While Kate Middleton Went to the Opera
Both the Duchess of Cambridge and the Duchess of Sussex left the house today. Kate visited the costume department of…
Prince Harry Gave up Drinking Tea, Is No Longer British
Prince Harry has already given up alcohol in solidarity with his pregnant wife (Meghan, have you heard of her?), but…
Report: Samantha Markle Is on a Police List of Persons 'Fixated' on the Royal Family
According to a new report, Samantha Markle is on a police watchlist for those “fixated” on the royal family. I mean...…
Meghan Markle's Christmas Gift to the Queen Was an Adequate Curtsy
This Christmas is Meghan Markle’s first as an official royal, and so it was important—nay, imperative—that she nail her…
Oh My God, It's Prince George in Modern Clothing
All the royals have released their annual Christmas cards. This isn’t really important, except for a) the window it…
SHOCKING: Kate Middleton Drove a Car
Breaking news from London!!!!
These Wax Figures of Harry and Meghan Are the Last Thing You See Before You Die, I'm Sorry
Time to set your affairs in order, now that you have laid eyes upon these truly chilling wax figures of Harry and…
Meghan Markle's Dad Just Keeps Talking: "The Royals Have Done Far Worse Things"
Thomas Markle cannot stop telling the paparazzi how mad at him Meghan is for continuing to talk to the paparazzi. But…
The BBC Is Making a Musical Comedy About Meghan Markle
The BBC has announced “The Sixth In Line to be King and I,” a musical comedy about the life of Meghan Markle and…
Unwrapping the Beef: Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton's Maybe-Fake Feud
No doubt you’ve heard the news: ROYAL FEUD! According to the notoriously bloodthirsty British tabloids, anyway.
Don't Worry, Kate and Meghan WILL Spend Christmas Together
With the entire world looking on, willing four grown people they’ve never met to fully embody a made-for-TV holiday…
Prince Harry Reportedly Feels 'Imprisoned' in Kensington Palace
In a nice callback to Queen Victoria’s dismal childhood cooped up in the joint, Prince Harry apparently feels…
Harry and Meghan Are Moving to 'Frogmore' Cottage, Away from Will and Kate
Harry and Meghan are abandoning the royal hive of Kensington Palace in favor of Windsor and Frogmore Cottage, which is…
Prince Charles Has Squirrels Running Around His House???
Prince William says that Prince Charles straight-up lets squirrels run around Birkhall, his home in Scotland. Also, he…
'I'm Not That Stupid,' Prince Charles Assures the United Kingdom
In a program marking his 70th birthday, Prince Charles has assured the United Kingdom that he won’t meddle in politics…
Prince Charles Is Definitely the Type to Say 'I Told You So' Over and Over Until You Scream
The young royals get the lion’s share of the global adulation, but unless he dies before his mother, Prince Charles is…