This Week in Tabloids: She's Fucking Pregnant!!!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup. This week, everyone’s freaking out about Meghan Markle’s…
Weary Child Shines at Royal Wedding 3
Kensington Palace & co went balls-out on #RoyalWedding 3, an event aired on ITV (BBC passed) for the diehard royal…
Princess Eugenie's Royal Wedding, Reviewed As Part of the TLC Wedding Canon
The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a massive, international media event that garnered top-tier news…
Do NOT Bring Your Cell Phone to Princess Eugenie's Royal Wedding
Guests at the royal wedding of Princess Eugenie to Jack Brooksbank will be asked to hand their phones over before…
Who the Hell Is Going to Buy This Royal Wedding China? (Maybe Me?????)
The BBC reportedly doesn’t want Princess Eugenie’s wedding to Jack Brooksbank, but the monarchist show must go on!…
$40 Gets You a Replica of Meghan Markle's Engagement Ring
In a victory for lovers of kitschy costume jewelry reproductions the world over, the Buckingham Palace gift shop is now…
Us Mere Normals Will Be Able to Gaze Longingly at Meghan Markle's Dress in Person
If you missed the royal wedding itself, you have a second chance to come almost close enough to touch the hem of the…
I Love This Almost Certainly Untrue Rumor About Why Angelina Jolie Didn't Attend the Royal Wedding
I was going to make the lead story in this morning’s Dirt Bag about Roseanne begging “like 40 motherfuckers” at ABC to…
This Is All the Shit I Bought at the Royal Wedding
I’m not proud of the amount I spent on royal wedding shit, but nor am I entirely ashamed. Come on—how many royal…
Designer Clarifies She Absolutely Does Not Think Meghan Markle's Dress Was a Rip-Off, Nothing But Love Here
Last week, the Daily Mail featured quotes from designer Emilia Wickstead in which she seemed to suggest that she…
Standing in the Shadow of the Monarchy at the Royal Wedding
Every fairy tale has its peasants; the existence of royalty demands the existence of subjects. Princes and princesses,…
The Magnificent Meghan Markle
Meghan Markle has already stepped into her role as the Duchess of Sussex with the ease, grace, and dignity befitting a S…
Thanks for the Memes, But These Are the Official Photos of Harry and Meghan's Wedding
Whether you watched the wedding or not, some image from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s holy union has found a way to…
I Camped Out Overnight for This Photo of Harry and Meghan and I Regret Nothing
Windsor—What does it take to get the perfect shot of the newly married Harry and Meghan from the cheap seats? Turns out…
Saturday Night Social: Fine, I'll Have Some Royal Wedding Memes, But That's IT
In the approximate 2.6 billion years since Harry and Meghan announced their engagement by matching beaded bracelets…
At Royal Wedding, Gospel Choir Sings American Civil Rights Anthems 'Stand By Me' and 'This Little Light of Mine'
As previously reported, Meghan and Harry’s royal wedding sermon, delivered by American Bishop Michael Curry, brought…
Bishop Michael Curry Quotes Martin Luther King Jr, Cites American Slavery at Royal Wedding
Even from this side of the pond, racism surrounding the royal wedding has sounded loud and clear, from Princess…
Royal Wedding 2: I Came for the Hats
For most people (my mom and the Lifetime channel) royal wedding frenzy is about living a vicarious Cinderella dream or…
Here We Are With a Firsthand View of the Royal Wedding Media Circus at Windsor Castle
Windsor—I’d been in Windsor less than 30 minutes on Thursday morning when I spotted Hoda Kotb, host of the Today Show,…
Prince Charles Will Walk Meghan Down the End of the Aisle, But She'll Walk the First Part Alone
When Meghan Markle announced that her father would not be attending her demented, vaguely Brexit-themed amusement park…