Sep 25 2019
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As everyone is well aware from the torrential downpour of celebrity gossip about them, the United Kingdom still has…
Mar 11 2019
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Netflix has announced that it will be releasing a third Christmas Prince movie—this one about the royal baby that…
Oct 17 2018
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup. This week, everyone’s freaking out about Meghan…
Oct 14 2018
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Kensington Palace & co went balls-out on #RoyalWedding 3, an event aired on ITV (BBC passed) for the diehard royal…
Oct 12 2018
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The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a massive, international media event that garnered top-tier news…
Oct 9 2018
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Guests at the royal wedding of Princess Eugenie to Jack Brooksbank will be asked to hand their phones over before…
Sep 28 2018
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The BBC reportedly doesn’t want Princess Eugenie’s wedding to Jack Brooksbank, but the monarchist show must go on!…
Sep 25 2018
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In a victory for lovers of kitschy costume jewelry reproductions the world over, the Buckingham Palace gift shop is…
Aug 29 2018
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If you missed the royal wedding itself, you have a second chance to come almost close enough to touch the hem of…
Jun 1 2018
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I was going to make the lead story in this morning’s Dirt Bag about Roseanne begging “like 40 motherfuckers” at ABC…
May 30 2018
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I’m not proud of the amount I spent on royal wedding shit, but nor am I entirely ashamed. Come on—how many royal…
May 29 2018
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Last week, the Daily Mail featured quotes from designer Emilia Wickstead in which she seemed to suggest that she…
May 25 2018
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Every fairy tale has its peasants; the existence of royalty demands the existence of subjects. Princes and…
May 23 2018
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Meghan Markle has already stepped into her role as the Duchess of Sussex with the ease, grace, and dignity befitting…
May 21 2018
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Whether you watched the wedding or not, some image from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s holy union has found a way…
May 20 2018
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Windsor—What does it take to get the perfect shot of the newly married Harry and Meghan from the cheap seats? Turns…
May 19 2018
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In the approximate 2.6 billion years since Harry and Meghan announced their engagement by matching beaded bracelets…
May 19 2018
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As previously reported, Meghan and Harry’s royal wedding sermon, delivered by American Bishop Michael Curry, brought…
May 19 2018
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Even from this side of the pond, racism surrounding the royal wedding has sounded loud and clear, from Princess…
May 19 2018
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For most people (my mom and the Lifetime channel) royal wedding frenzy is about living a vicarious Cinderella dream…