Of Course a Republican Senator Is Now Implying That McCain's Brain Tumor Swayed His Health Care Vote

A couple weeks back, Senator John McCain treated the nation to a real showstopper of a C-SPAN feed as he toyed with millions of Americans’ health insurance access only to cast a deciding vote that upset the Republicans’ murderous agenda. Just a little over a week before the vote took place, the Arizona Senator…

Idiot Senator Who Said Hillary Clinton Fake Cried Gets Ass Handed to Him By Soledad O’Brien

Soledad O'Brien, imaginary bestie to grown up Lisa Simpson types the world over, can chalk up another victory in her ongoing war on bullshit. Today, noted Wisconsin Idiot Senator Ron Johnson made the common moron mistake of appearing as a guest on her program, and he got his condescending ass handed to him. It was…

Rumor: Todd 'Legitimate Rape' Akin Might Withdraw From Senate Race After Republicans Feign Outrage

The rumor mill has been chug chug chugging this afternoon with reports that many important suit wearers think Missouri Republican Senate nominee Todd Akin should withdraw from the race. According to one senior GOP official, tomorrow his campaign will announce that it will, to borrow a phrase from Akin, "shut that…