In today's Times of London, Keith Richards, for some inexplicable reason, is allowed to free-associate on, of all things, fashion. Behold: "Fashion thinks more about me than what I think about it. I just wore what I wore and people noticed. The sexiest thing a woman could wear? Being stark f***ing naked....I don't do…

Did Janet Jackson's exposed breast sound the death knell for women performing during the Super Bowl halftime show? The brand new Pagesix.com calls our attention to the fact that since Janet's Nipplegate in 2004, only male rockers over 40 have performed during the big game. The 2008 pick? Decrepit Tom Petty. In 2005,…