Yesterday in London, the Brit Awards were presented at the O2 Arena. Critics found the show bland and boring, but there were a few exciting ensembles on the red carpet.

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim…

We thought there was supposed to be some backlash against the whole metrosexual thing, but whatever: British chain Superdrug has just launched a men's cosmetics range called "Taxi Man" , which features "guy-liner" (larger and chunkier for poorly-coordinated male hands) and "manscara." A concealer is in the works. Says…

[West Hollywood, June 16. Image via Splash.]

Kerstin Fritzl, whom the press is calling "Cellar Girl", has woken from her medically induced coma. The 19-year-old was unconscious and critically ill when she was admitted to the hospital in April — having spent her whole life in the basement of her grandfather/father, Josef Fritzl. According to the Daily Mail,…

It's interesting to think what Simon Cowell would have made of Britney Spears, if instead of her being a child-star/teen pop sensation/bloodied piece of roadkill, she'd emerged as an adult contestant on American Idol. We think she'd have made it to the final, but been booted off early on for having no soul. Much like…

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