Last week, Weezer released a new single, “Thank God for Girls,” the most recent iteration of leader Rivers Cuomo’s presentation of himself as a self-deprecating man-child.
Based on this photo, I now think Stephen Hawking was kind of like the Rivers Cuomo of 1965. Plus, his bride Jane has sort of a Mary Tyler Moore thing going on, which definitely helps.
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is still sore about his falling-out with the Salahis during the filming of Celebrity Rehab. Plus, Mindy Kaling shares the cover art of her new book.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon posts a series of nonsensical Tweets after getting upset over how she came off on last night's episode of Real Housewives. Plus, Katy Perry's sweet shoes.
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt thinks M.I.A. should be "kicked out of America" because of her latest music video. (No word yet on how this will affect Heidi Montag's U.S. citizenship.) Also, Ice-T continues to quote himself.
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor addresses rumors that she will marry for the ninth time, Hailey Glassman is looking forward to celebrating 4/20, and Marlon Wayans stands up for celebrity Twitter rights.
Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up.
Today in Tweet Beat, Hef's twin girlfriends are "growing up" and moving on, Courtney Love is reaching out to Dr. Drew, Ice-T is pissed off about the late-night wars, and Wyclef is headed to Haiti.
Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird.
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo has been hospitalized for "minor injuries" following a bus accident that occurred early this morning. The bus evidently hit a patch of ice, which sent it careening through a guardrail and into a ditch. [CNN], [CBS6]
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned Beyoncé, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife).
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting.