'Thank God for Girls': Tracking Weezer’s Brand of Nerd Misogyny
Last week, Weezer released a new single, “Thank God for Girls,” the most recent iteration of leader Rivers Cuomo’s…
Stephen Hawking’s Hipster Nerd Wedding Photo
Based on this photo, I now think Stephen Hawking was kind of like the Rivers Cuomo of 1965. Plus, his bride Jane has…
Michael Lohan Hates The Salahis
Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is still sore about his falling-out with the Salahis during the filming of Celebrity…
Deep Thoughts, By Paris Hilton
Today in Tweet Beat, get inside the mind of Paris Hilton. Also, Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher unfollows The Situation…
Kelly Bensimon Has Twitter Meltdown
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon posts a series of nonsensical Tweets after getting upset over how she came off on la…
Spencer Pratt Wants M.I.A. Deported
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt thinks M.I.A. should be "kicked out of America" because of her latest music video.…
Elizabeth Taylor Is Not Engaged; Scott Baio Pays Taxes For "Lazy" People
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor addresses rumors that she will marry for the ninth time, Hailey Glassman is…
Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael…
Real Housewives Meets Jersey Shore
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon kicks it with The Situation, André Leon Talley approves of Nancy Pelosi's fashion…
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart
Today in Tweet Beat, Rivers Cuomo has nocturnal emissions, William Shatner is eating and driving, and Bow Wow chooses…
Courtney Love And Lily Allen: The Twitter Feud Continues
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love accuses Lily Allen of being a cokehead brat after Lily posts unflattering picture of…
Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized
- Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality…
Hugh Hefner's Girlfriends Have Left The Mansion
Today in Tweet Beat, Hef's twin girlfriends are "growing up" and moving on, Courtney Love is reaching out to Dr. Drew,…
Adrianne Curry Reveals Her Photoshop Of Horrors
Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures,…
Rivers Cuomo Injured In Bus Accident
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo has been hospitalized for "minor injuries" following a bus accident that occurred early this…
Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
Today in Tweet Beat, Stephanie Pratt knows where she is, Sarah Palin is thankful that Americans are the "most free…
Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska…
Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and…
Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss Goal Is Awfully Ambitious
Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley is still hung up on publicly losing weight, Holly Madison learns a lesson, and Kathy…
Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers…