Root For England (Except for Tom Hiddleston) in the Olympics If You Like Winning, Dummies!!!

England as is in 2016, post-Brexit vote but pre-actual Brexit, is a wild time. Its government is a total shitshow (though feckless rogue figures like Boris Johnson make Americans feel a little less alone in the Trump plight). It’s this spirit of uncertainty and chaos that fosters adrenaline and a fuck-all attitude in…

Why Did NBC Commentators Give Katinka Hosszu's Husband Credit for Her World Record?

On Saturday night, Hungary’s Katinka Hosszu shattered the world record in the 400-meter individual medley. It’s called the “individual” medley because it’s completed start to finish by exactly one person—all eight laps of it. Interestingly, Hosszu was not the primary person given credit for Hosszu’s success.

Olympians Will Be Swimming in Rio's Literal Shit, But It's Even Worse Than We Thought

Each day closer to the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, it becomes more astonishing that they haven’t canceled this frickin’ thing. In addition to the havoc it’s wreaked on actual citizens of Rio, there’s the dead people, the Zika, the lack of infrastructure, the lack of hospitals and, as the New York Times has more…