Rick Ross Has Reportedly Returned Home After 4-Day Hospital Stay
TMZ reported on Monday that Rick Ross returned home, where he will continue to receive care, after spending four days at two hospitals.
Rick Ross Doesn't Sign Women Because He Wants to Fuck Them and They're Too Expensive
Rapper Rick Ross went on Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club show recently and was asked why he has never signed a female rapper to his label Maybach Music Group. His excuse? It would just be too easy to have sex with them.
Here's the Jared Leto, Skrillex, Rick Ross Horrorcore Video You Never Knew You Wanted
I’m seeing Suicide Squad tomorrow. I’ve read every review about how horrific and misogynistic it is and yet I am still pumped to see it, especially after watching this absurd and hilarious video featuring Rick Ross and Skrillex driving around on hydraulics and Jared Leto opening his mouth a bunch.
Please Don't Columbus DJ Khaled, Thanks
The mainstream world continues to discover DJ Khaled through his Snapchat success, and the latest guest to the Palestinian’s Success! party is The Daily Show.
Y/N: Alessia Cara Tells All the Awkward Rebels and Outsiders They Can Sit With Her
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.
Director Paul Feig Shares First Preview of All-Women Ghostbusters
Director Paul Feig tweeted the first look at the all-female reboot of Ghostbusters. Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and Kate McKinnon stand in front of the Ecto-1 in full costume, proton packs and all. Don’t worry, it only took about three replies for a dude to get angry about vaginas. In better news,…
Rick Ross Got a Cazal Face Tattoo, Discuss
Ricky Rozay decided that a good thing to do just before he turns 39 later this month was to get seven new face tattoos to add to the one already on his lower lip. That is all fine. The thing I have questions about is that, among his crown, crosses, and Maybach Music tats he has also inked the logo for Cazal, the…
Columbia Charges Rape Protestors $471 to Clean Up Dirty Mattresses
Columbia has charged supporters of Emma Sulkowicz, the mattress-carrying senior whose rape case was dismissed by the University's administration, $471 in cleaning fees because, why not make themselves look worse? Keep it classy, higher ed.
Y/N: Tweens and Moms Will Like This Acoustic Bieber Song
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.
Words I never thought I would type: Ed Sheeran/Rick Ross news. As in: Remix.
#HuskyTwitter Is Being Ruined By Rick Ross
Since ESPN’s 2014 Body Issue debuted this week with baseball player Prince Fielder on the cover bare bellied and thick, #huskytwitter was born to celebrate the healthier male form. I approved … until I saw a sad list of “Husky Men I Shouldn’t Overlook” which included many knockoffs.
Watch Adorable Kids Sing 2 Chainz and Rick Ross Lyrics and Feel Guilty
Here is a video of children singing rap lyrics from songs like 2 Chainz and Kanye West's "Birthday Song" and Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O." featuring that date rape-y Rick Ross verse about spiking a woman's drink with Molly. I'm not sure why but somehow I feel guilty after watching this clip — maybe it's because I've spent so…
Julie Chen Swears She Didn't Get That Nose Job You Assumed She Got
After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio TV studio back in '95, Julie Chen has clarified that she has not had a nose job. Any difference you see above is due to expert contouring, witchcraft and wizardry.
Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi
The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to an…
Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'
As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the…
Adele Says Fanks But No Fanks to Seven-Figure Memoir Paycheck
Although Adele and her people have been meeting with Harper Collins to discuss a possible book deal (with a seven-figure offer), it won't be a memoir because, at 24, she thinks she's too young.
Here's Conan O'Brien's Awesome Parody of 'Reasons My Son Is Crying.' DROPS MIC.
When I clicked on this link, I didn't expect to fall in love. Oh, okay, another disposable Tumblr parody—this one is Conan O'Brien's "Reasons My Talk Show Host Is Crying," a riff on America's current sweetheart "Reasons My Son Is Crying"—do I really need that? I will not be manipulated by your cynical corporate…
Even Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With the Kardashians Now
Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.
James Franco Wants to Steal Ryan Gosling's Heart From You (And Touch His Abs)
In an article for HuffPo today, James Franco "reviewed" the film The Place Beyond the Pines, but spent most of his word count extolling the rippling abs of Baby Goose.
Rick Ross Says He Obviously Wasn't Rapping About Rape, Because He Didn't Specifically Call It 'Rape'
Don't worry, "beautiful, sexy ladies," Rick Ross totally didn't mean to imply that it would be awesome to drug and rape you when he rapped: "Put molly in her champagne, she ain't even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it." What he meant to say was that no one should ever ever do that,…
